Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pretty-boy transgender man, looking for people of all persuasions
to talk with, have fun and make memories with. I'm queer as all
hell, a bit of a kinkster (learning more each day), and poly as
hell (monoamory is great for some, but not for this boy). I tend to
be attracted primarily to fellow transgender people, be they trans
masculine, trans feminine, or non-binary, as well as cis-women. I
am open to exploring the potential with cis men, but admittedly the
cards are a tad stacked against that prospect.
In terms of orientation I am a demi-romantic queer. I'm not against
having 'meaningless' sex outside of a relationship with pretty much
anyone that strikes my fancy and is also interested in me (although
I would argue that every encounter has meaning to it), but it takes
a lot more for me to start developing romantic feeling and a desire
for what would be considered a traditional romantic
I am resolutely sober, so if you expect or pressure me to imbibe,
you can just go on your merry way. I'm not opposed to going to a
bar, but if you have anything against my permanent DD status, there
is going to be a problem.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making pizza 45-60 hours a week between two fun and fulfilling
jobs. I love food, and love making people happy by making them
tasty and fun food. As a result, I don't have much free time, but
definitely want to make it count.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Remembering to text/message back
-Having 'horrible' taste in music (I know nothing about music and
am fine with that)
-Reading YA Fantasy novels in one sitting
-Failing to finish TV series
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-Fashion style (when I am dressed fully dapper)
-Voice, if they catch me singing
-The fact that I look like a 17 year old boy (I counted that as a
How about you tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've got too many favorites in each category, so going to list the
first three that come to mind for each.
Books: MIddlesex, Spindle's End, Gender Failure
Movies: MIllenium Actress, Into The Woods, Much Ado About
Musical Artists: Idina Menzel, Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears
Food: Sushi, Steak, Slow smoked barbeque
Games: Dominion, Magic the Gathering, and Carcassonne
Pizza Toppings: MIke's Hot Honey, Ricotta, and Pancetta
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My journal and pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering why the hell guys think a one word message is going to be
How long it is going to take before I too can start using douchey
shirtless pics on dating sites/apps.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making pizza in front of a hot oven and making people's nights
better by the addition of yummy food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite way to relax is by taking a nice hot bath with a floral
smelling bubble bath. Or maybe a Lush Bath Bomb.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Be like Nike: Just Do It. But really go for it, a one or two word
message isn't going to garner much of a response from me unless I
find you extremely attractive. But if you give a decent effort at
conversation, I'll usually play ball.
I also do take perverse pleasure in harassing straight cis men who
stumble upon my profile and message me, acting like my (assumed)
anatomy determine my gender.
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