Aight, (rolling up sleeves)
I'm an apprentice in electrical studies,
A dubious expert in arts of music and film,
A professional life critic,
Opinionated wizard on everything of philosophical and metaphysical nature,
An introverted czar of own reality,
A generous and flimsy dispenser of BS (or MB in someones' opinion),
A father to a sprout of feminine gender that I enjoy spoiling,
A devoted contributor to ideological society,
A child of the Universe.
Well, it's a start.