I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this 200 times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother?
So, why not start with the bad stuff- I am impulsive and restless at times. I work way too much, I guess due to my desire to be successful. I have little patience for flakes and fake people- those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you week in your knees from joy and pleasure?
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is the spice of life. You can spell and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.