I am Creative, Quirky, and Dichotomous
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29 / F / Bisexual / Single
Washington, District of Columbia
- Last Online
- Oct 16
- 5′ 0″ (1.52m).
- Body Type
- Strictly vegetarian
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Libra and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from masters program
- Executive / Management
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), French (Okay)
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I am Creative, Quirky, and Dichotomous
I have a crazy long bucket list. It is seriously out of control.
I love arm warmers.
Pottermore sorted me into Gryffindor. Just sayin'.
Movie scores are my favorite genre of music
I often describe myself as referential.
I like ice in my milk and my orange juice. Haters gonna hate.
I like the smell of skunk. I have no justification for this.
My sense of style is a bit eccentric. I'm good with whatever your style is, as long as you HAVE one. Wal-mart jeans and XXL gamer tees do not count.
I collect J. Peterman catalogues and photos of vanity plates.
I recently got called out on dc 101. Unsurprisingly, it was for being a smartass.
I like going to the first showing of movies that I’m excited about.
My favorite word is consanguineous. My second-favorite is extirpate. My least-favorite word is phony. It will not endear you to me if you use it in a message to me.
I find the word "non-conformist" slightly terrifying. It makes me imagine psychotic paratroopers bursting through the door in an attempt to capture me and prevent the spread of my insidious ways. For the same reason I find it fairly exciting.
I have a mild, irrational fear of my cell phone being lost, losing service, and/or running out of batteries. Thanks, X-Files.
...seriously, every time their phones fail alien motherships descend and Scully ends up getting molested and impregnated with alien spawn. No thanks.
I am often complimented on my facebook updates. Yeah, weird right? But seriously, check it out:
"Your posts are some of the few that don't make me want to vomit all over the person who wrote them."
My favorite form of matter is amorphous.
My favorite font is Tagettes
People who like playing devils advocate for fun
People who list the Bible or NPR as one of the 6 things they cannot live without
Bigots of all kinds
Music: Movie scores, U2, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Josh Groban, Sarah Brightman, Andrea Bocelli, Pavarotti, Laura Fabian, Haley Westerna, BROADWAY!, Kooza, REM, 40s music, Rosemary Clooney, The Rat Pack, Nat King Cole, Johnny Mathis, Barbara Streisand, Lady GaGa, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Gyorgy Ligeti, Dmitri Dmitriyevich Shostakovich, The Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office (did I mention that I'm dorky?), the Attacca Quartet, pretty much all rock and roll (especially the old good stuff), Ben Folds, Mika, Queen, Muse, Rufus Wainwright, Savage Garden, The Cranberries, Elton John, Phil Collins, Bryan Adams, Christmas music...trance...and pretty much anything else other than country.
Movies: Again there are far too many...EVER AFTER!!! Star Wars (THE OLD ONES), Indiana Jones 1-3, the Princess Bride, Sherlock Holmes, PITCH BLACK!, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Amelie, Stardust, Pan's Labyrinth, the FIRST Matrix, Memento, Silence of the Lambs, The Godfather, ANYTHING with Gene Wilder (Young Frankenstein, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Blazing Saddles, etc.), anything Pixar, Legend, Labyrinth, Far and Away, Pirates of the Caribbean, 101 Dalmatians (the original animated one!), Robin Hood (also animated), Robin Hood: Men in Tights...etc...
TV (Yay OK Cupid for finally adding this!): Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek, Sherlock Holmes with Jeremy Brett, Sherlock, Futurama, Psych, Firefly, Family Guy, Scooby-Doo, The Daily Show, Law & Order, the X-Files, Criminal Minds, the Pretender, Ace of Cakes, Looney Tunes, Conan, South Park, Seinfeld, and Moonlight.
Food: Strawberries, chocolate, pepperoni pizza, chicken divan, my mother's beef christmas dish, ice cream (especially peppermint stick!), and Moxie.
***EDIT*** I am actually now a vegetarian. Sadly, this keeps me from eating pepperoni, chicken, and beef. It also keeps me from bacon...which I now realize is pretty much the ultimate food. Not sure how long I can keep this up, but it started in June of '08, and I'm still going strong. I guess that means that ice cream and strawberries are my favorite foods!
I’ll tell you what I’m NOT doing…I’m certainly not out saving the world. I’m NOT fighting he-who-must-not-be-named, combating Nazis in a fedora, facing down Moriarty, or exploring the fire swamp. Who, me? Never.
Hm, what else? I take the match percentage on here much more seriously than I probably should. Also, I have a TERRIBLE short-term memory…except when it comes to song lyrics, and movie quotes. Bizarre!
Anyway, I'm more or less an open book...I've been told that I don't have much of a filter.
- Guys and girls who like bi girls
- Ages 25–37
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
Let me reiterate: you should NOT message me if you're racist, homophobic, In the military, or answered anything other than "no" to the question "Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in public schools?" Super serious.
If you're smart, cute, funny, and quirky, email me. Now.