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Ame_de_lArt

30 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 13
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Liz Lemon seeks Shawn Spencer for laughs, love, and lots & lots of ice cream.

I am creative, a Jedi (in training!), and absolute rubbish at filling out online profiles…in case you can’t tell. I am dorky, but I'm not a dork, if that makes sense. When I’m not training on Dagobah (or in the holodeck—I go both ways {it's a bi joke, get it?}) I love travelling, going to quirky restaurants, bumming around the city, hunting down homemade peppermint stick ice cream, writing, making things (painting, crafting, knitting {no, I’m not a grandma. Don’t hate}), hanging with friends and fam, and taking FAR too many pictures. Particularly of vanity plates.

I am Creative, Quirky, and Dichotomous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work, I play, I comb the city for peppermint stick ice cream and Moxie—just like everyone else. Instead of detailing my daily life, here’s a list of awesome facts about me:

I have a crazy long bucket list. It is seriously out of control.

I love arm warmers.

Pottermore sorted me into Gryffindor. Just sayin'.

Movie scores are my favorite genre of music.

I'm fairly certain that Shawn Spencer is my ideal man.

I often describe myself as referential.

I like ice in my milk and my orange juice. Haters gonna hate.

I like the smell of skunk. I have no justification for this.

My sense of style is a bit eccentric. I'm good with whatever your style is, as long as you HAVE one. Wal-mart jeans and XXL gamer tees do not count.

I collect J. Peterman catalogues and photos of vanity plates.

I recently got called out on dc 101. Unsurprisingly, it was for being a smartass.

I like going to the first showing of movies that I’m excited about.

My favorite word is consanguineous. My second-favorite is extirpate. My least-favorite word is phony. It will not endear you to me if you use it in a message to me.

I find the word "non-conformist" slightly terrifying. It makes me imagine psychotic paratroopers bursting through the door in an attempt to capture me and prevent the spread of my insidious ways. For the same reason I find it fairly exciting.

I have a mild, irrational fear of my cell phone being lost, losing service, and/or running out of batteries. Thanks, X-Files.

...seriously, every time their phones fail alien motherships descend and Scully ends up getting molested and impregnated with alien spawn. No thanks.

I am often complimented on my facebook updates. Yeah, weird right? But seriously, check it out:
"Your posts are some of the few that don't make me want to vomit all over the person who wrote them."
Awesome.

My favorite form of matter is amorphous.

My favorite font is Tagettes

Turn-offs:
People who like playing devils advocate for fun
People who list the Bible or NPR as one of the 6 things they cannot live without
Republicans
Religious zealots
Smokers
Bigots of all kinds
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, singing, painting, and boasting about myself, evidently. I'm also great at bullshitting, and at giving advice.

Actually, I'm very, very good at catching fireflies. There's a trick to it...I'll tell you, but only if you tell me something equally awesome in return.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my chest, my height, my sense of humor, my murderous attitude, and my odd faces. In that order :}
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: There are far too many to list...a few are: Sherlock Holmes, Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter, The Once and Future King, everything by Terry Pratchett, the Secret Life of Bees...stuff by Susan Cooper, Edgar Allan Poe, Angela Carter, Watership Down, Wuthering Heights, Dune...and tons more. The Little Prince is my favorite book of all time.

Music: Movie scores, U2, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Josh Groban, Sarah Brightman, Andrea Bocelli, Pavarotti, Laura Fabian, Haley Westerna, BROADWAY!, Kooza, REM, 40s music, Rosemary Clooney, The Rat Pack, Nat King Cole, Johnny Mathis, Barbara Streisand, Lady GaGa, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Gyorgy Ligeti, Dmitri Dmitriyevich Shostakovich, The Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office (did I mention that I'm dorky?), the Attacca Quartet, pretty much all rock and roll (especially the old good stuff), Ben Folds, Mika, Queen, Muse, Rufus Wainwright, Savage Garden, The Cranberries, Elton John, Phil Collins, Bryan Adams, Christmas music...trance...and pretty much anything else other than country.

Movies: Again there are far too many...EVER AFTER!!! Star Wars (THE OLD ONES), Indiana Jones 1-3, the Princess Bride, Sherlock Holmes, PITCH BLACK!, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Amelie, Stardust, Pan's Labyrinth, the FIRST Matrix, Memento, Silence of the Lambs, The Godfather, ANYTHING with Gene Wilder (Young Frankenstein, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Blazing Saddles, etc.), anything Pixar, Legend, Labyrinth, Far and Away, Pirates of the Caribbean, 101 Dalmatians (the original animated one!), Robin Hood (also animated), Robin Hood: Men in Tights...etc...

TV (Yay OK Cupid for finally adding this!): Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek, Sherlock Holmes with Jeremy Brett, Sherlock, Futurama, Psych, Firefly, Family Guy, Scooby-Doo, The Daily Show, Law & Order, the X-Files, Criminal Minds, the Pretender, Ace of Cakes, Looney Tunes, Conan, South Park, Seinfeld, and Moonlight.

Food: Strawberries, chocolate, pepperoni pizza, chicken divan, my mother's beef christmas dish, ice cream (especially peppermint stick!), and Moxie.

***EDIT*** I am actually now a vegetarian. Sadly, this keeps me from eating pepperoni, chicken, and beef. It also keeps me from bacon...which I now realize is pretty much the ultimate food. Not sure how long I can keep this up, but it started in June of '08, and I'm still going strong. I guess that means that ice cream and strawberries are my favorite foods!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends (including my pets!), technology, freedom, dreams, peppermint stick ice cream (I admit I have a problem), and the ocean.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much everything. I may be thinking about something as simple as my favorite song, or I may go into the effects of delayed birth on our society as a whole. I think a lot about ethics, society, mass mentality, peppermint stick ice cream, stories I'm writing, how things work (still trying to figure out tvs...), what to do with my life, my future adventures…and movie references. I have an unhealthy obsession with movie references. Actually…references in general. And I’m generally singing/whistling a song while pondering all of this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends or relaxing at home. I mean seriously, how many other answers are there to this question?

I’ll tell you what I’m NOT doing…I’m certainly not out saving the world. I’m NOT fighting he-who-must-not-be-named, combating Nazis in a fedora, facing down Moriarty, or exploring the fire swamp. Who, me? Never.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have one major thing in common with both Achilles and Keats...no, I'm not famous, a warrior, or a published writer (yet!).

Hm, what else? I take the match percentage on here much more seriously than I probably should. Also, I have a TERRIBLE short-term memory…except when it comes to song lyrics, and movie quotes. Bizarre!

Anyway, I'm more or less an open book...I've been told that I don't have much of a filter.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love art, life, and aren't completely terrified after reading through this lot.

Let me reiterate: you should NOT message me if you're racist, homophobic, In the military, or answered anything other than "no" to the question "Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in public schools?" Super serious.

Also, no couples. You're poly or looking to spice things up that's fine, but DO NOT WANT. Now quit messaging me.

If you're smart, cute, funny, and quirky, email me. Now.