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27 M Lindenhurst, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not really good at these things, so uhmmm. I'm a college student. I have red hair. I love learning (especially love psychology and nature documentaries). I'm pretty much a nerd, but a well-rounded one.
I love music (electronica, house, indie, trance, and just about anything else), video games, anime, and cartoons. I love going to shows, and I miss Manhattan. :(

I love to sass people, I'm quick witted, informed about the world, and snarkily sarcastic. :3

Oh, and my username? It means "madness" in Latin. I woulda chosen "HyperMediocrity" as my username, but some jerkface took it already.

I am snarky, passionate, and informed
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I'm a student at BU. I don't know what I'm doing in the future. I plan to get a PHD in social psychology, but that's way down the line.
Even mad scientists have to have goals, ja?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, sassing, video games, and riffing movies!
People tell me I'm good at writing (scholarly writing), but why would I believe that!
I'm also good at following directions. Unless I don't like you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My outlandish shirts. I wear very silly, very bright clothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let's see...
Books: Chuck Palahniuk, Lord of the Rings, Existentialist stuff, Dune, The 39 Steps, and some others I can't think of right now.

Movies: Big Trouble in Little China, Escape From New York, The Thing, In the Mouth of Madness (see a trend)?, Kelly's Heroes, The Great Escape, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Waking Life, Abominable Dr. Phibes, Black Dynamite, Blade Runner, Blazing Saddles, Brazil, Clerks, Dark City, Darkman, Ed Wood, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Food Inc., Grandma's Boy, Ghostbusters, Magnificent Seven, North by Northwest, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shaun of the Dead, Spaceballs, The Fifth Element, The Goonies, The Warriors, The Big Lebowski, Army of Darkness, They Live, Young Frankenstein, Clue.

A Perfect Circle, Animal Collective, Aphex Twin, The Aquabats, Architecture in Helsinki, !!!, Daft Punk, Deadmau5, M83, Justice, Pendulum, Royksopp, Fischerspooner, Air, Scissor Sisters, David Guetta, Laidback Luke, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Justice, LMFAO, DJ Jewboy, ELO, Toto, FantomenK, Gil Mantera's Party Dream, La Roux, Lupe Fiasco, Pendulum, Ratatat, Utah Saints, American Analog Set, Andrew W.K., Arcade Fire, Bad Religion, Basement Jaxx, Benny Benassi, Brazilian Girls, Chemical Brothers, Dead Kennedys, Elliott Smith, Fatboy Slim, Girl Talk, Fever Ray, The Hood Internet, The Knife, Gorillaz, Hot Chip, Infected Mushroom, LCD Soundsystem, Mando Diao, Minus the Bear, Morphine, Mute Math, Of Montreal, Portishead, Queen, Bomb the Music Industry!, Rabbit in the Moon, RJD2, Soulwax, Super Mash Bros., Mogwai, The Hold Steady, The Orb, The Prodigy, The Rapture, The XX, The Flaming Lips, Thievery Corporation, VNV Nation, Ween, Bela Fleck, Blur, Broken Social Scene, Catch 22, Cursive, Sufjan Stevens, The Decemberists.

8 out of 10 Cats, Mock the Week, QI, Have I Got News For You, Would I Lie To You?, An Idiot Abroad, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Top Gear, The IT Crowd, Shooting Stars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Computer
2: Internet
3: Online Piracy
4: Sarcasm
5: Humor
6: Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything. The awesomeness of nature and the universe we live in. My future. Where I'm going in life. What I'm doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home, playing video games, out at a show (when I'm back downstate near the city), or hanging with my friends, watching movies and having a good time.
I may or may not be cruising with my partner, Jabronksi, trying to stop crime in our Slam Van.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a pair of pink boxers that say "Don't Judge Me" across the ass.
... don't judge me.

Also, there's a youtube video of me reading gay porn to the crowd at a production of Rocky Horror.

ALSO, the people who write either "I'm an open book so just message me lolz!" or "it wouldn't be private if I wrote it here lolz!" annoy me. A LOT.
You should message me if
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I seem interesting! Or if you want a verbal sassing. I'm good at the sass thing.
Snark too.

I don't like older men by the way. Not trying to be mean, just sick of all the creepers. Go away kthx.