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AmishNinja

31 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
someday i'll figure this profile out. today is probably not that day.

oh, also: a lot of this won't involve proper capitalization. sup, i'm e.e. cummings. what, haters, what?!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
coding for website apps. that's my job.

going to the gym and lifting weights. after all, a man's gotta look pretty (and good in a swimsuit), and the health benefits aren't so bad either.

running around and duking it out medieval style with foam weaponry (think of it as a cross between fencing, the SCA, and sparring in martial arts). this is called belegarth and it is fun as all heck.

burning calories with my brain pondering a plethora of nerdy things, most lately including: neuroscience, how we can trick our brains, lucid dreaming, feminism, nutritional science, tabletop gaming, philosophy, the cthulhu mythos and why this video is so damned funny.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
generating body heat
not being too serious
self-parody - i do a mean impression of myself, even when i'm being ironic about it
not being cold (+10 frost resistance)
dunking mad b-balls (metaphorically)
dancing up a storm at clubs
swordsmanship
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Ender's Game, The Omnivore's Dilemma, the A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin, The Necronomicon.

Music: Metal, electronica, alternative, and a splash of the miscellaneous. Trentemoller, Trifonic, Foster The People, The Black Keys, Girl Talk, Iron Maiden, Garbage, Wintersun, Misfits, Electric Six, Cloudkicker, Rise Against, We Are Scientists.

Food: I'll eat any seafood, fruits, veggies, thai food, anything that qualifies as "adventurous", and things with caffeine in them.

Shows: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Tim & Eric Awesome Show: Great Job!, most of Adult Swim, Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, MST3K/Rifftrax. I'm also a big fan of anything containing nonsense humor.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. GET
2. THIS
3. SPIDER
4. OFF
5. MY
6. FACE
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...YOU WANT TO

Hahaha no, but seriously that's the most cliched answer ever and I see it everywhere on this site. It's such an "I am laid back and spontaneous as heck!" answer, but everyone is spontaneous to some degree.

Message me if you're not too serious of a person. Message me if you like talking about interesting things. I've been on a neuroscience kick lately for some reason. Social issues are another one. Pretty much anything that involves society's expectations of people and our perceptions of them.