Hi! My name's Andrew, and I currently go to UTD studying Arts and Technology (Think people who make animated movies. And on that note, WALL-E??? Best movie ever).

I sing, I dance, I do not steal things. Sorry Jason Mraz. But I am big on the piano. Ask me to play something for you and first I'll ask for either a cookie or a waffle in payment, but then I will proceed to wow you. Unless you're deaf. Then I will throw shiny objects at you and you will be equally impressed.

Yes, I am doing the soulja boy in my profile picture, and NO, I'm not that lame. It was at an improv fiesta and there were little kids there. They enjoyed it. So deal with it. I swing dance, not club dancing. I look like an awkward fish in a club, but if my predictions are correct, in 8 years that will be the most groovy style of dancing ever. And I will have invented it. I do give autographs.

I like women very much. I'm loyal to the end, old fashioned, chivalrous (I mean come on, look at that photo of me. You can't get *more* chivalrous that literal knight in shining armor. Hahaha! Ohhh knee slapper). However! You should be warned. You will not be able to compete with Emma Watson or David Tennant, who I will undoubtedly go gay for. If either of them are your BFFs, we're gonna have issues.

I'm pretty random, I'm a text whore, and I insist on making each day full of shenanigans and the occasional fire alarm. If you want Mr. Joe Gawrsh Plain who does not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're', we will not get along. I will throw stale cookies at you.

If you're interesting, are madly obsessed with kissing the blarney stone, or enjoy having stale cookies thrown at you, then you should message me. Like now. Right now. Do it. You're mouse wants to click on the message button.

Being awesome. Hahahaha... no in all seriousness it's a pretty tough job. I wake up in the morning and I have to think, how will I be awesome today? I have the world looking at me in these dark times for the inspiration of their awesomeness. Steven Spielberg regularly texts me for movie ideas. I wrote the script for the Old Spice commercials (and burnt the actual deodorant). I know why 42 is the answer to life and all things in the universe. It's a burden, but I manage.

Other than that I'm getting my bachelor's/masters/phd possible second degree in music education at UNT after I'm finished and all around being crazy and laughing at all my previous English teachers by using a run-on sentence right here mwhahahahahaha.

Apparently NOT being able to expand my profile to 1,000 words. O. M. G. the completionist in me is dying.

Besides the above obvious guinass world records of being kick-ass, I love singing and playing the piano. I'm not "saying" Michael Buble took voice lessons from me, but whatever. He denies it.

I'm good at being random. No joke. If you text me "entertain me", your mind will be blown. Though I may tone it down a bit if you're cute, simply because blown minds tend to diminish one's cuteness. The whole brain explosion thing and all. I dunno, it's a preference of mine.

You tell me. No really, tell me. If you have somehow managed to get down here this far without my subtle suggestions and influences urging you to message me, you should tell me what you first notice about me. Then I'll be able to put it in here and (oh please) maybe be able to expand my profile to 1,000 words.

So:
Random, outgoing, crazy, awesome, cute (aww that's sweet), smart, tall, blonde, weird (I took it as a good definition), energetic, (your first impression here!!)

I hate the favorites game. No joke, if you ask me "what is your favorite (blank)?" I will blow up Alderaan a second time.

Baaahhh, fine... Doctor Who, Dresden Files, Snow Patrol, Monk, Anna Nalick, Glee (hahaha no), Flogging Molly, Pop music (106.1... meh, it helps to be informed), Michael Bubly, Shinedown, Burn Notice....

There's a lot. I like pretty much all music (yes, including a good chunk of country as long as there aren't lines about your dog and your wife) and I tolerate a lot of rap. I prefer vocalists and some of the more unique singers. I watch a lot of shows, but Doctor Who is the best without a doubt. Food? I eat it.

iPhone (Seriously, if you see me without it, call 911. I'm having a heart attack)
Piano
Friends
Chick-fil-a (though they do put crack in their sweet tea, so it's not by choice)
Books (I look smart by having them)
My computer (awwwww, she's so cute. It's symbiotic. She can't do without me. Yes, I call my computer a she. Yes, she's cooler than you)

How to take over the world. And about how you are wanting to click the message button to talk to me.

Accomplishing my plans to take over the world, or postponing them to Tuesday. Cause who's gonna expect the world to be taken over on a Tuesday?

I have actually not yet taken over the world.... ='(

If you have gotten this far, completely read EVERYTHING and have not been influenced by my superpowers to message me yet... then I applaud you. You are special, have a gift, and/or may be from outer space (might wanna ask your parents about that one).

In which case, you should message me telling me you have bested me, and I will give you a cookie.

Post Script: 957 words... not fair.