Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right off, so we don't waste your time if this isn't for you, we
are a couple. If, after reading our profile, you're still
interested in meeting us...let us know. At least a short message
that says something more than...."hey"... is fine
Heading to Hawaii for a few weeks the first week of August.
We want to respect your space, so probably won't say "hello" first.
So please drop us a line, or favorite us and we'll get in
We want to experience the fun of enjoying other people in our
sexual escapades. Primarily women & other couples. We may look
to single men also, but we'll find you. That means we want people
wish to JOIN us in bed, not watching or being watched. We want to
have fun with the people we meet in and out of the bedroom.
We are happy to share pics if we feel there might be some sort of
She has never been with a woman and is looking forward to that
experience. We will only play together, but he could just watch on
certain occasions, for a special woman, at some point down the
road. At first though, we'd like to experience this together.
We're very interested in having it all be fun for everyone. It
makes no sense to focus just on us or you..... rather EVERYBODY. If
the idea of laughing out loud during sex shocks you, we might not
be a good fit. We think it should always be fun..... even when it's
NO SINGLE MEN.
We are looking for women and couples 30-49....give or take. We must
have some type of mental attraction as well as physical attraction.
If we couldn't imagine ourselves being friends with you outside of
the bedroom, we probably won't figure on it being for us inside the
bedroom. We know we'll get a barrage of Hi, how r u, hey
messages... we'll most likely just delete those and will definitely
delete all messages from single men.... so please give a little
We are looking for partners who we may want to meet with on a
semi-regular basis or just once if that's what you desire. We like
to have a little conversation before fun in the bedroom. We are
open to all sorts of activities in and out of bed... If you have
something you want to teach us, by all means tell us about it.
We're both new to this and incredibly excited.
NO SINGLE MEN
HER- 5'2" 102lbs, bi-curious, thin/athletic build, Blonde(ish) hair
with a submissive streak;).
Likes hiking, biking or most any other outdoor activity.
I get to the gym 4-5 or so time a week and have a very toned
HIM- 45- 5'11", 190lbs, STRAIGHT, light brown hair, athletic build,
blue eyes, active triathlete into swimming, biking and running. A
bit of a dominant streak.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
We are looking forward to some fun adventures in this lifestyle. We
are sure to be a bit reserved the first or first few times but also
sure we'll be right into it as we begin to dive in. We want to have
FUN....so people with a great sense of humor are most welcome.
Overly intense... sort of bores us. We want a relaxing atmosphere
for you....and us.
PICTURES- We're more than happy to share with women/couples we are
mutually interested in. If you write us and have no pics, we will
ask you to share them before we talk seriously. And we'll do the
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Her- ass.... that seems to be the popular choice
His- blue blue eyes..... which I adore.... and so will you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
We're both dedicated foodies and like to to try as many new places
and dishes as possible. If you are of the same mind, all the better
for us to get along
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smartphone(pathetic, but true)
....counting to 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What this experience will be like.
NO SINGLE MEN-DELETE
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully meeting new friends for FUN
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We really do answer emails despite what it says in search. It's
just that there are way too many from guys who say things like hey,
hey sexy(really- with no pictures?), Wanna fuck tonight(how do I
resist?)...you get it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a woman or couple and the idea of a threesome or foursome
gets your blood rushing
You realize that with few exceptions, we will only play together
although just the girls playing isn't out of the question, but
after we get our feet wet together first
NO SINGLE MEN....
You are not a single guy. If we are interested in you, we'll find
you and reach out.
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