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Joel_Smash

33 Houston, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved back to Houston from LA for a rad career opportunity.

Nerd, burner, poly, kinkster. Not necessarily in that order.

I like going dancing, drinking, burner festivals, sculpting, painting, cooking, reading, playing hobby board games you've never heard of, and urban exploration.

Other fun factoids:
I was an extra in the most expensive porn ever made. I used to sculpt Halloween masks and accessories. I have an extensive collection of HP Lovecraft ephemera. And! I know pretty much everything there is to know about the history of steam power. Cause yah'know, nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for the weekend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of stuff, and I'm always interested in learning more.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm carbon base and/or that I'm over 6" tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This list is far from exhaustive, and isn't even all that representative of my "favorites". It just happens to be a collection of some of the stuff that I really like that happened to be salient at the time.

I read a lot.
I've loved Neil Stephenson's Baroque Cycle, The illumanatus trillogy, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Power Makers, The Army of the Potomac, Charlotte Temple, The Kingkiller Chronicles, A Game of Thrones, Snowcrash, Neuromancer, Fight Club, anything by Richard Dawkins, Ray Kurtzweil, or Cory Doctorow. Breakfast of Champions, The Road, On the Road, House of Seven Gables, Walden Pond, Kafka, Ralph Waldo Emmerson, H.P. Lovecraft, Ken Follet.

Movin` pictures are swell!
Some of my favorites: Eternal Sunshine, Amelie, Alfred Hitchcock, THX1148, Logans Run, Gattica, Being John Malkovitch, The Audition, Event Horizon, Cube, Pi, Thor, zombie movies, monster moves, I'll watch pretty much any sci fi flick that comes out, superhero movies are a big weakness too.

TV- I've watched about 30 minutes of TV in the last 6 months. I still like it, and I'm not that guy who doesn't have a TV, I just don't make time for it anymore.

I'm also pretty into music.
I like electronic music (I'm a very amateur DJ) , gypsy punk, the accordion, female vocalists, and piles of other stuff.
Glitchmob, Mstrkraft, The Clash, London Below, Stolen babies, The Shantyannes, The Decemberists, The Submarines, Gogol Bordelo, devotchka, David Bowie, NIN, , Yelle, Regina Spekter, Kate Nash, Lilly Alen, Yael Naim, La Roux, The Bird and The Bee, Novelle Vauge, Massive Attack, Kaskade, Ooah, Bassnectar, An-ten-aeh, MC Frontalot, Mc Chris, Optimus Rhymes, ect.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 things lists.
Flippant answers.
Not completing lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Giant Monsters
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't pass the Voight-Kampff test.
You should message me if
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You've got your shit together and know how to have a good time. You like conversations about science, art, technology, literature, religion, politics, sociology, etc.
You're into kink, open relationships, exploring your sexuality and consciousness, but still get up and go to work on Monday.
You're done, or nearly done putting your life together, know what you want, who you are and like what you have going on.
You're an editor. Man, do I fucking need one.