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30 M Lafayette, LA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 15
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I don't act like a faggot.

I'm very high-strung and hyperactive. Fuck being "laid-back." I'm also much nicer and far more accessible than I make myself out to be. I go barefoot as often as possible. I say dude a lot. I'm 5'11" and 115 pounds. I'm not anorexic, entirely.

I'm wandering aimlessly through the world looking for something to do and someone to do it to. Or with. Whichever. I develop strong feelings for people, one way or the other, more quickly than I should.

I have an extremely open and blunt personality. I say what I think at all times. I describe private aspects of my life in excruciating detail. I expect everyone I hang out with to do the same.

I like dorks and gamers and geniuses. I'm not into politics or most gay activism.

I'm in a serious open relationship with Hana-Nezumi.

I humbly admit that I am the most fucking awesome person I have ever known. (The previous sentence was a suggested edit by a friend. Go figure.)
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying wearing a tie to work every day.
I’m really good at
Borderlands 2, DDR, writing, reading, creeping people out, pretending I'm interested in customers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My wristbands, my spiked dog collar, my deformed chest.

I sometimes unintentionally come off as mean or rude when meeting people. If I pick on someone, it means I like them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Discworld, Thursday Next, Hyperion, His Dark Materials, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Dune, The Name of the Wind, The Dark Tower, Stephen King, Heavy Metal Magazine, Watchmen

Movies and Such: Inception, The Dark Knight, Burn After Reading, Clue, Grindhouse, District 9, The Expendables, Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Robocop, How To Train Your Dragon, Despicable Me, Easy A, Pixar, Mel Brooks, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, FLCL

TV I Don't Actually Watch Besides These Shows: Archer, Bob's Burgers, Ugly Americans, Gravity Falls, The IT Crowd, Doctor Who because I really like Ten

Games Because Why Not: Brütal Legend, Borderlands, Borderlands 2, Portal, Portal 2, Team Fortress 2, Oblivion, Skyrim, World of Warcraft but not recently

Music Of Course: Power Metal, Folk Metal, Glam Metal, Thrash Metal, Melodic Death Metal, Classic Metal, NWOBHM, Classic Rock, Classic Funk, Third-Wave Ska, Eurobeat

Food: milk, pasta, fried eggplant, crawfish stew, onion rings, hot chocolate, Ensure (it's Red Bull for old people!)

I absolutely love comic fantasy novels and fantasy literature in general. If you don't read, I don't like you. And Twitlight does not constitute reading. Vimes is my hero, and 42 is everything.

I listen to other genres on occasion, but metal is my one true love. I love epic music, the kind that takes me away on wings of steel with soaring vocals and wailing guitars and galloping drums and possibly a good chorus to chant along to. Specifics? Iron Savior, HammerFall, Edguy, Gamma Ray, Helloween, Freedom Call, Falconer, Sonata Arctica, Stratovarius, Blind Guardian, Grave Digger, Bloodbound, Keldian, Primal Fear, Rage, Turisas, Eluveitie, Ensiferum, Pretty Maids, 3 Inches of Blood, Megadeth, Manowar, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Dio, Jorn Lande, Ayreon, Avantasia, DGM, Ripe. There.

I fucking hate almost anything labeled "indie."

Mindless action movies are a (not so) guilty pleasure.

I drink half a gallon of milk a day. One of my life goals is to beat a vegetarian senseless.
The six things I could never do without
Good fantasy literature, metal, milk, my leather jacket, the will to dream, a means of escape.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Doing things with my life. Characters and stories I might never write. Places I might visit someday. Heavy metal that drives my soul.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing Skyrim while listening to power metal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shave my testicles regularly.

My first date was in February 2009. Sex is nice sometimes, but my drive is usually rather low.

Catholic school ruined my life.

I'm very strict about personal hygiene. I brush my teeth every morning and night and shower at least once a day. I can't stand guys who don't keep up with it. People often tell me I smell good.

I hate when stores sell those fucking stupid pre-worn, pre-torn jeans. I have a pair of carpenter jeans with massive holes in the knees, but I bought them pefectly new and they became torn and shredded after years of affectionate wear.

I absolutely love losing myself in a huge crowd. The mall on a Saturday afternoon, the movies on opening night, wandering around a packed city on foot. If I have time to spare, I will try my damnedest to get myself lost, and thoroughly enjoy finding my way back.

I don't like alcohol. The taste disgusts me.

I love dogs, especially big dogs, but I'm not fond of the tiny ones. I love kittens, but I'm scared around cats because they hate me. There are always exceptions, of course.

I laugh at horror movies.

I'm not a fan of her music (you know who), but I respect her as an artist.

I have a lesser opinion of anyone who either leaves this section blank or uses "I have no secrets, ask me anything" as a copout.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
You think browsing the bookstore on a Saturday evening is an awesome night out.

What the hell. Yahoo Messenger: da7rk. After sending messages here, that's the best way to contact me if you'd like to talk.