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AmusingNameHere

30 M Lafayette, LA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an extremely proud gay nerd metalhead. I'm usually calm and quiet and tend to keep to myself.

With friends though, I can be bold and forthright and slightly crazy. In a good way. Fuck always being "laid-back" or "easy-going." I don't go to clubs or bars, my favorite place in the outside world is the bookstore, and I just got my Quilladin to 34. I like going barefoot as often as possible. I think I'm nicer and friendlier than I make myself out to be.

I'm in a serious relationship approaching four years now. He's the love of my life, and it's also an open relationship, so yeah. I need cool friends. Wait, cool friends who like to do shit. I like staying home sometimes, but going out into the world can be just as fun. I like geeks and gamers and metalheads of all kinds, but the effeminate ones can get on my nerves. I hate gay pride, but I love gay rights.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying wearing a tie to work every day. Working towards a new tomorrow.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Borderlands 2, DDR, writing, reading, pretending I'm interested in customers, procrastinating, making things look neat and organized.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wristbands, my spiked dog collar, my deformed chest. Strangers often tell me I look 22. Not "early 20s" or "23" or "20." Always exactly 22. I don't see it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Discworld, Hyperion series, Thursday Next, His Dark Materials, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Name of the Wind, The Dark Tower, Stephen King

Movies and Such: How to Train Your Dragon, Despicable Me, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Inception, The Dark Knight, Burn After Reading, Clue, Grindhouse, District 9, The Expendables, Iron Man, Robocop, Easy A, Pixar, Mel Brooks, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, FLCL

Mindless action movies are a (not so) guilty pleasure.

TV I Don't Actually Watch Besides These Shows: Archer, Bob's Burgers, Ugly Americans, Gravity Falls, The IT Crowd, BoJack Horseman

Games Because Why Not: Brütal Legend, Borderlands, Borderlands 2, Portal, Portal 2, Team Fortress 2, Oblivion, Skyrim, Pokemon Y, Legend of Grimrock, World of Warcraft but not recently

Music Of Course: Power Metal, Folk Metal, Glam Metal, Thrash Metal, Melodic Death Metal, Classic Metal, NWOBHM, Classic Rock, Classic Funk, Third-Wave Ska, Eurobeat

I listen to other genres on occasion, but metal is my one true love. I love epic music, the kind that takes me away on wings of steel with soaring vocals and wailing guitars and galloping drums and possibly a good chorus to chant along to. I fucking hate almost anything labeled "indie." I've been to the symphony orchestra a few times and it was amazing.

Food: milk, pasta, fried eggplant, crawfish stew, onion rings, hot chocolate, Ensure (it's Red Bull for skinny people!)

I drink half a gallon of milk a day. One of my life goals is to beat a vegetarian senseless. I love dressing up and going to fancy restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good fantasy literature, metal, milk, my leather jacket, the will to dream, a means of escape.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Doing things with my life. Characters and stories I might never write. Places I might visit someday. Heavy metal that drives my soul.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep. I have the entire weekend ahead of me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Several things, really. I was a virgin until 25. Catholic school ruined my life. I'm very strict about personal hygiene. I don't like alcohol, the taste disgusts me. I love big dogs, and cats are okay sometimes but they scare me.

I absolutely love losing myself in a huge crowd. The mall on a Saturday afternoon, the movies on opening night, wandering around a packed city on foot. If I have time to spare, I will try my damnedest to get myself lost, and thoroughly enjoy finding my way back.
You should message me if
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You think browsing the bookstore on a Saturday evening is an awesome night out.

Skype: SanctifiedWithDynamite. After sending messages here, that's the best way to contact me if you'd like to talk.