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AmyLovesOutside

32 F Takoma Park, MD

My Details

Last Online
Mar 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a sucker for funny: silly, slapstick, witty, Mitch Hedburg, I Love Lucy, America's Funniest Home Video's kind of funny.

The south carved out a place in my heart during undergrad at Winthrop University - it taught me about bluegrass, how much I love the woods, and how you have to know people sometimes in order to love them. I'm restless - want to move to white water and snow and mountains…

I'm interviewing for a partner in crime… job requirements include: The ability to make me laugh. Desire to take care of the earth (compost, recycle, eat sustainably, locally when possible, refrain from littering); proficiency in outdoor play (backpacking, white water boat ridin', hammocking etc); reverence for my sleep (10 o'clock is bed time - unless there's some kind of awesome raging going on of course); ability to budget time and money (and communicate about what is important)… You have to be able to tell me when I'm annoying you. Because I'm going to tell you. You also have to keep your promises. (which really means just have the foresight not to promise what you can't live up to).

You also must like my Molly dog.
What I’m doing with my life
my day job? I'm an elementary art teacher. We mix yellow and blue to make green in Kindergarten - it's great.
I’m really good at
organizing things. remembering names: I have 662 students. making other people laugh with me.

cooking - cookies, white chicken chili, chicken pesto pasta with sun dried tomatoes, spaghetti with meatballs, taco salad, biscuits and eggs for breakfast...
The first things people usually notice about me
are my curly hair and my laugh. I'm the girl with the laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
FOOD! COFFEE. If I have a craving it'll be for Chinese take out, hamburgers, chocolate ice cream with brownies. And wine. and Good beer. and Miller Lite at the ballpark. mmmm...... remember this potential dates: eating is important for Amy - bc I get grumpy when I'm hungry. snacks are good presents.

Quality music, especially live: symphony no. 1 by Camille Saint-Saëns, Ben Harper, James Taylor, Zac Brown Band, Johnny Cash, Miles Davis.

Books: Right now - Theodore Rex. I am in love with Theodore Roosevelt.

TV: Net-Flix. Nashville. Hell On Wheels. Parenthood. Downton Abby.

Movies: Romancing the Stone, Legends of the Fall, Fools Rush In, A League of Their Own, Indiana Jones are the kind I watch over and over.
The six things I could never do without
The Woods.
Music: country, bluegrass, oldies, blues, classic rock, zydeco, eighties…
Chacos.
If you don't have it, You don't need it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where I left my keys. which kayak i'm going to buy. the next adventure, and dinner. How to spend less on rent and how to transfer my teaching certificate to Colorado...
On a typical Friday night I am
out - beer in hand - or exhausted from the week and in bed early during the school year.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly have this desire to stick my foot out and trip people, just to see what happens. 60% of the time I control it. 30% of the time I tell people that I want to trip them instead of doing it. 10% of the time i follow through. *These numbers are estimates.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 29–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to teach me to catch a fish.