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31 M San Francisco, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 11:22pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
Fun-loving, hard-working, brilliantly average intelligence.

My interests are photography, being grossly inappropriate, and serial commas. You won't find me complaining about the plight of the nice guy or how I always get friendzoned. Always the gentleman, never a gentle man (okay, that last part is slightly idealized on my part). My undergrad is in natural resources then went on to get my MBA, reflective of how much I love biology, chemistry, physics, pricing strategies, and economics.

I find it ostentatious when my butler talks about his manservant.

High school was, thank God, not my peak. Freshman year of college started with braces, cast on my arm, and remnants of a record-breaking case of acne. Senior year - and don't ask me how - I was the student body president of a state college with 7600 students. It's been steeply downhill ever since.

I could go on about myself forever - really, but let's cut to the quick: my wife (urbangrrl83 - She hid her profile! Too many messages, ya ethical sluts.) and I are in an open relationship. I'm not really bent on finding sexual partners. My priority is to make friends, and if we have that kind of chemistry, saweet! If not, that wasn't Plan A anyways.

But I'm a transplant to the West Coast and miss having a network of people like I used to have. Already, some of my favorite and closest SF friends were people we met through OKC. So I'm here! Messaging you!
What I’m doing with my life
Work - I meet with customers, find out what they want, show the crew the job, and make sure everybody's happy. Kind of stressful for a people pleaser!
Professional Development - (humble brag coming) You'll find me gravitating towards leadership roles in non-profits because I love giving back and have gotten propelled through my career as a result.
Home - Popster, husband, dishwasher, laundry manager, dumpster-put-er-outer. Yeah, sexay.
Free Time - Technology is my friend and engaging with startups around SF that are changing the world make life feel worthwhile.
I’m really good at
wrecking a sweet killstreak. Seriously. How did I do that.
The first things people usually notice about me
are my teeth and my ripped elbows.

I'm tall but thin, funny but friendly, silly but genuine, deep but not profound. Sense the pattern?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Educational audiobooks about relationships, European history, and continuous personal improvement.
Movies that don't suck.
Alternative music and something that I can dance to badly.'s a necessary evil. If I didn't have to eat, that would save so much time! Sorry if it's a deal breaker, but I don't know what a risotto reduction is (if that's even a thing!).
The six things I could never do without
1-3. My wife and two precious little kids,
4. My phone,
5. A clue as to where I'm going, and
6. A bunch of good friends for the journey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mens fashion. It's true. It's strange for me to say this, but I've become an authority on the topic. Being a big fish in small (think: puddle) ponds is a specialty of mine!

I'm more of a doer than a thinker. But I love learning, so this is why I chug through audiobooks while commuting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was lied to my entire life. I was told that I would gain weight when I got older. While I'm stronger than when I was in high school (hey testosterone!), I'm still the svelte teenager.

No one really talked to me about sex growing up, but there were plenty of leather bound books and Encyclopædia Britannicas that claimed my sex drive would decline with age. This was welcome news at the time for a repressed boy. Also. A lie.

So I might have strong sexual feelings, but at least I'm aerodynamic?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Well, let's be real. I get about 30 visitors a month, but my wife gets 200 a day. You didn't stumble here - you clicked through from her profile or got a message from me.

I don't message many people, so if I wrote to you, it's because I really think we could connect on several levels. Only one way to find out!