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31 M Madison, WI

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:30pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Thai (Okay)

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My self-summary
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* I like to make people laugh.

* I'm sort of bumbly, mostly because I'm thinking about stuff all the time. Perhaps this makes me a wonderful conversationalist, but I'm also rather prone to tripping on things.

* I like to make stuff happen. This includes projects and adventures. Right now (Late July), I'm making a chicken coop happen. Pictures available on request.

* I find living in Madison a bit brutal. Every time I meet someone cool they're either moving in a few months, or they're actually from Milwaukee, which is where I visit the most. So I'm always up for meeting people who live and work here.

* I'm not a man-child. I've been told by female friends that the character of the man-child is a disappointingly reoccurring one in their dating lives. If you're looking for someone to care for (do their dishes, make them food, suggest that they make life decisions instead of playing Call of Duty 24/7) it's not me.

* There are few things a young lady can do that make me dislike them as much as insisting on gender roles that Disney taught them. If you think that fireworks and bike wrenches are just for boys, we probably won't get along.

Because blowin' stuff up is for everyone!
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to sneak self improvement and creativity in after a 40 hour work week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning imagined things into reality using hard work. Snow castles, pillow forts, and such.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've got curly hair and bright blue eyes. Also, I say absurd and vulgar things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lots, including non-fiction. I'll read anything people loan me, and I mostly loan Phillip K Dick, Milan Kundera, and Tim Powers. I don't read as much as I used to, but I am in a pretty neat book club. So there's that.

Movies: Fancy art films and superhero movies.

Music: Metal and acoustic singer/songwriter stuff. Which is to say that I like really rippin' grooves or really good lines. And mope, I like my mopey music.

Food: Anything - I spent two years as a vegetarian, and I still like my spinach. Cooking new things is one of my hobbies.

Board Games: (Yeah, I added in a category, so?): Trivial Pursuit (Because I'm good at most categories, but not so good that I win consistently), Boggle (Because I'm not good at it and need to improve), Yatzee (though I've never won a game), Settlers of Catan, Robo Rally, and Scrabble. I like a challenge, and if I lose, I don't cry about it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't think of things that I would be unable to survive without, other than food, but life is a lot harder without good friends, good food, a song in your head, a memory in your heart, sunsets, and the occasional smile from a stranger.

Eh, that sounds sappy. The correct answer must have been death metal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Vacations to other continents. Culture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Resting up for Saturday adventures.

I'd be happy if every weekend involved a biking/boating trip and a bon fire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My spirit animal is a sloth wearing ray-bans. I like to think that his name is Cooper and he's into speed dating.
You should message me if
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You made it this far in reading my profile, you like to talk to people who can actually listen, and perhaps are looking for a reading buddy.

Or; You would like to go to a weird museum. Because weird museums make me super happy.

I've made some friends off this site, so I don't really see any disadvantages to meeting up with people.