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33 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Feb 11
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Working on masters program
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am serious and passionate about life and the people/ stuff that I care about, however, I approach it all with loads of humor, child-like curiosity, self-deprecation, and a laissez-faire attitude.

I mostly deal with micro and macro problems in a logical, objective way, however, I am also capable of succumbing to a wellspring of emotions and impulses. I tend to understand the world and it's origins through the lens of science, however, I am highly attracted to paganism, satanism and rituals of a spiritual source. More than anything, I am a Beast! I have a fundamental hunger.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on my second year of grad school, getting my Masters in Special Education. I am interested in this field not only because one could describe me as a "nurturer" but also because I believe that people with disabilities have been oppressed, screwed and ignored by our society and I would like to do something about it. I am a graduate assistant at the UIC assessment clinic. I also volunteer weekly at this amazing studio for artists with disabilities called the Arts of Life.
if you want to hear some of my old music.
Am now currently drumming/ wailing in new project called Wage.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Performance, singing, drawing, arguing..... voyages both geographic and metaphysical....
The first things people usually notice about me
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the Generosity of my.... spirit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Demis Roussos, Bobb Trimble, Factums, Jennifer Gentle, Roy Wood, Acid Mothers Temple, Les Rallizes Denudes, The Move, Stories,Townes Van Zandt, Moondog, Throbbing Gristle, R. Stevie Moore! Harry Nilsson, Kevin Ayers, The Idle Race, Brian Eno, Robert Wyatt, The Kinks, Boredoms, Bruce Haack, Silver Apples, the Beach Boys, Tiny Tim, Yoko Ono, The Incredible String Band, The Zombies, Patti Smith, The Shadow Ring, Mighty Sparrow, Cloud Becomes Your Hand.... the list continues (mostly psychedelic rock/pop from the 60's, 70's)
.... Local bands: Bomb Banks, Mayor Daley, ONO, John Bellows, Cave....

I am always reading, but my tastes vary depending on my mood or new interests. Just finished On The Yard, by Malcolm Braly, incredible. Still working on Magic Mountain by Thomas Mann and Discipline and Punish by Foucoult. Some enjoyed authors include: Norman Mailer, Georges Bataille, Flannery O'Conner, Jean Genet, Julio Cortazar, J.G Ballard, David Foster Wallace, Djuna Barnes, Kafka, poetry by Anais Ninn and Stevie Smith.

I like good beer, mediocre wine, and cheap whiskey. My favorite food is fancy stinky cheese and stinky, smoked/canned fish. But I love all kinds of food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Blackberry Pie
My Sherona
My sexy secretary (SS)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Injustice and oppression due to gender norms, sexuality, disability....
Hugging cats
School work!!!
I am gonna be a teacher in like a year, gawd...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Banging my head against the wall. Bang! bang! bang! No, just kidding, I like getting wasted and just doing whatever. Good conversation is usual my favorite.

I like to dawdle around my place, tinkering on the organ, bashing the drums, drawing a line, blasting music and simultaneously being high during all these things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a despicable wasteoid
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have lots of ginger ale! Or, if you just want to roll around in a big pile of beer and glitter and sunshine.

Also, if you are willing to appreciate weird creepy humor and basically, anything else about me aside from my huge boobs.