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Anabananananana

27 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Icelandic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
If Sid Vicious, Laura Ingalls Wilder, and Stephen Hawking had a love child, that love child might be me.

I really dislike bananas, but I love garlic and apples.

Also, I'm a silly, compassionate, intelligent human being. Or something along those lines.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretend-dating on the internet.

Pursuing intellectual/spiritual growth through the arts of conversation and karaoke.

Filling blank notebooks with pictures and words, and then giving them titles such as "The Adventures of Pony-Wolf and Rhino-Horse" or "The Book of Yum, wherein Pony-Wolf becomes a human being."

Saving the world.

Drinking pretend-bloody marys.
The first things people usually notice about me
I accessorize like a middle-aged woman from the 90's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
louie, peep show, Hesse, the brothers Karamazov, peanut butter and jelly, the thesaurus (sounds like a dinosaur!), and yes, I'll admit to it, the LOTR pretty much molded my adolescence.
The six things I could never do without
Penicillin. I would likely be dead without it.

Food, water, oxygen etc.

My higher cortex. Technically I could do without it, but the result wouldn't be sexy.

My mother.

Natural selection.

Unicorns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Calling unicorns rhino-horses. Language. Logic. Absurdity. My cat. Myself. Other people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my cat/sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was born with no teeth.
Also, I voted for Jill Stein.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you dare! (Women can be predators too you know).

Also, message me if you're a morning person, into learning stuff, pretend-things, adventures, getting enough sleep, hanging out with other people's cats, and/or unicorns.