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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 11:47am
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Romantic poet, currently moonlighting as a full time, freelance artist’s model. Spends his days punching bags and pumping kettle bells whilst listening to pod-casts and audio-books, allowing himself to be dragged into theatre projects, doing historical research for screenplays, partying with friends, spoiling his niece, traversing the city on two wheels, getting beaten up in his Krav Maga classes, plotting adventures to far off lands and preparing for the inevitable collapse of western civilisation.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it, loving it. And trying to find someone to share it with.

Recently I started a Youtube channel where I read out my own poetry and the work of long dead poets who have inspired me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I try to be good at the things I'm most passionate about, poetry and other art forms including the martial.
During the course of my day job, a great many aspiring artists have told me I am very good at being still.
Some one once told me I'm extremely good at providing oral stimulation to the female genitalia, but since it is physically impossible for me perform this act on myself, I have no idea if she was right or not.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Don't know, you'd have to ask them, I NEVER do. "Hi good to meet you, what have you just noticed about ME?" is not the way I tend introduce myself to people. Lets face it it would sound a bit weird, egotistical, vain etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I collect poetry books for obvious reasons, am on a private mission to have the best poetry collection in the U.K. Get side-tracked by other stuff. Crime and Fantasy, Graphic novels and Historical novels.
increasingly non-fiction, stuff about politics, history, economics.

Obsessed by film and go to the cinema all the time, especially like serious subtitled films with sad endings. Recently started to prefer TV series to films. They allow more time for character development.

Being a typical poet, I only really listen to music for the lyrics so basically like anything with good lyrics. Would much rather hear good lyrics sung badly than bad lyrics sung well.

Food-wise I'll eat pretty much anything apart from blue cheese, I cannot understand blue cheese. When food has mould in it you put it the bin not in your mouth! It's just repulsive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter with friends.
Theatre (both thespian and cinematic)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've always felt it's a young mans duty to be intrested in EVERYTHING. So I have a very cluttered brain most of the time.

I suppose I spend alot of time and mental energy trying to understand why other people are the way they are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever I feel like at the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once had a VERY vivid dream in which I was having group sex with all three Bronte sisters....Isn't it...Byronic?...Don't you think?
You should message me if
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You would like to.

Warning though. I love a good heated debate and try to treat everyone with respect, but should mention that I'm a devout Libertarian, bordering on Anarchist.
So if you're a big fan of high taxes, "intersectional feminism" (rolls eyes), cultural Marxism, red tape, big brother surveillance, seat belt laws, smoking bans, wars on drugs and wars in general it's very unlikely I'll be a big fan of you.
I only mention this because OKC has a peculiar habit of matching me highly with vegan, hipster, social justice Stasi types.
Such walking cliches bore the living crap out of me and frankly I'd rather run my penis through a NutriBullet than date them!

Definitely message me if you are a earthy, carnal, female human with a lust for life, a hunger for knowledge and a politically incorrect sense of humour.