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AnalogBoogaloo

29 M Mountain View, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Self summaries are for suckers; I only communicate in 140 character quacks.
What I’m doing with my life
I dropped out of grad school, left the NIH, and bought a boat made out of used candy canes.

Stuff I have started, considered, or otherwise found occupying my anxious thought cycles:

Packing up my bags and moving back in time to the age of exploration. My bags contain citrus fruits, antibiotics and immodium (I refuse to have my borrowed nostalgia ruined by scurvy, malaria or the runs)

There used to be others, but I think I've settled on time travel.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my fake eye shoots lasers
but my real eye shoots love.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are stupid. I only read the comments on YouTube videos.
The six things I could never do without
1) My binoculars
2) The tree outside your window
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get a hammock in that tree.
On a typical Friday night I am
I go to Judo practice and then fly my authentic, Snoopi style, Red Baron Bi Plane down to Acapulco.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lied about my eyes. Turns out, they both shoot lasers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You pick up new interests more quickly than you pick up free time.

You like physical activity more than other, lamer activities.

You're pretty sure that Jake Barnes is a dick.

You want to go see The Grand Budapest Hotel with me.