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33 Redmond, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 8
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a friendly, usually outgoing, polyamorous, geek-of-all-trades, just enjoying life as it comes. I have myriad interests across the board, most of them geeky in nature but I can hold my own in more main-stream company as well.
I am articulate, creative, well read, and spontaneous. However I can also be distractable, flighty, forgetful and verbose. I am exactly who I am without pretenses or masks (except for literal ones, which I am rather fond of).
I am also in a serious, long-term, and very open relationship with Violet_Vine (and not one of those "sure, we have an open relationshiiii...crap, here she comes hide!" ones, feel free to message her if you feel the need to ask permission).

I am sensual, friendly, and mercurial, and when you lick me I taste like cantaloupe (one of these things was a lie).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have found my career in the IT department of a mortgage brokering company. It's a rewarding and fun job, and I enjoy it.
Beyond that I am spending probably going to ski one more time this winter, but I'm ramping up for the SCA season starting with June Faire.
I live day to day and make my fun and relaxation as it comes. I am thoroughly enjoying life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning and discovery. I make things up as I go along and learn from everything around me. Every experience is a new opportunity to investigate, to experiment, to learn and to explore.

Although, apparently I'm not good at writing descriptions of myself that aren't pretentious sounding and ironically self-referential.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or smile, depending on range. Or my laugh if they're really far away (it tends to carry).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Okay, let's rule out the obvious things like air, water and books, and the cliches like a towel. The Hitchhiker's Guide is awesome. I know that. Everyone knows that.
That said, I don't know if I can name six things that I can't live without. I don't really know if I can name three. If the world ended tomorrow and I was thrust out into a desolate wasteland in my underwear, there isn't a single thing I can say that would make me want to sit down and give up if I didn't have it.
I'm just not that attached to things, or even concepts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Right now, my thoughts tend towards the surreal when I don't have anything immediately occupying my mind. I am as broad in my thoughts as I am in my interests, and tend to think and feel very deeply about whatever subject crosses my mind before abruptly changing gears to something totally unrelated.
Barring any of that though, I have to admit my default setting tends to be sexual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Commonly out with friends, attending some convention or another, or out in the woods in a doublet and tights drinking with a bunch of vikings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an open book, I don't keep secrets, so ask me anything.

However, since that seems like a cop-out, I will open the door by revealing that I am secr
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. want to try something new. want to try somebody new. just want to talk to a stranger. think I'm strange and want to talk about it. think I'm interesting and want to talk about something else. think I'm not interesting and you want to talk about something else. just really need to get laid. just got laid and don't have anyone to brag to. need an opponent for Mario Cart. need a partner for beer pong. want a drinking-buddy. want a 420-buddy. want a movies-buddy. want an opera-buddy. want a fuck-buddy. want advice about a fuck-buddy.
...your computer is broken.
...your computer is working but you unplugged something as a flimsy excuse to get me into your house. are looking for someone to go to a convention with. are looking for someone to go to an SCA event with. are bored. are not bored. are not boring.