WAAA WAA WAAA YOU DIDN'T WRITE BACK. I'M A LONELY 45 YEAR OLD MAN WHO HITS ON 18 YEAR OLDS. WAA WAA WAA

"Hello,
Recently,I offered you an invitation to the Stanford at Oregon game. A very politely-worded and genuine invitation. The tickets cost fifty dollars per seat,per game. Plus, a $3,500 U of O Duck Athletic Fund membership annual contribution. Parking passes for the new parking lot cost $300 per season, or fifty dollars per game. That is a total of $4,700 per year for exclusive,covered, Charter Box seats. It costs me about $783.34 per game for the three tickets, or in other words $ 261.11 for each SEAT at the game. I offered to take you,and a friend of your choice,male or female,to this football game,which begins in two and a half days, at 12:30 PM of Saturday.
Did you answer my offer? Did you send me a polite, "no thanks?" Did you do ANYTHING,anything at all? No. You're a member of the new generation of lazy,selfish,useless,under-employed,rude little cunts who do not even know that a genuine invitation deserves at least a few SECONDS WORTH of your time to politely type out a few words to decline the invitation and then for you to hit SEND. In other words, you need to get off your fucking ass and graciously accept,or decline,and REPLY to people who offer things to you. You need to learn some m_a_n_n_e_r_s, you rude little cunt. I wrote this message to tell you that NO RESPONSE to a polite invitation shows a total lack of manners, and by responding to you in this manner, I hope to teach you a life-long lesson.
My offer was genuine. I am a season ticket holder,and I offered you AND A GUEST of your choosing, a free offer that would probably constitute the most-expensive,and probably the most-exclusive single afternoon anybody has probably ever spent on you in your life. But since you didn't respond, I have sold two of the tickets for $250 each on Stub Hub,and will use the third ticket for myself.
Maybe you'll understand,someday,when you're rich enough to spend five thousand dollars a year on season tickets and food just how fun it is to sit in the Charter Box with your own season tickets. But dhances are, your bad manners and your total lack of understanding of etiquette will not allow you to mary a many wealthy enough to afford luxuries like exclusive season tickets or vacations to Europe or big spending sprees at the mall,and you will instead be stuck eating Hamburger Helper ever night after your waitressing shift at Denny's.
I hope you have a great weekend, you rude,little cunt.
C'iao baby!

DW"


I LOL'ED.