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Anchovies4Me

25 M Overland Park, KS

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Shalom! I'm Yitzchak. (pronounced Eat-sock)

Loud, proud, somewhat obnoxious and off the wall. But I'm not sure that I was ever on the wall in the first place.

I love to do things with my hands. I used to be a clockmaker's apprentice out in California. Best job I've ever had. There's nothing quite like the feeling of taking something that was broken and decrepit and making it shiny, working, and like new. But I don't have access to a workshop, sadly. Anything I do with clocks anymore are fairly minor fixes.

I'm a proud nerd and proud gearhead. I love science fiction.

My humour is usually self-deprecating and/or bitterly sarcastic. I'm a huge George Carlin fan.

All the world is a stage, and in the times we live in, the play is most certainly a farce. I'm looking for a leading lady, a partner in crime, a Beatrice to my Benedick. Someone intelligent. Someone who can spell. Someone who knows what she wants out of life. Someone who has that... je ne sais quoi. Someone who has a good sense of humor, who enjoys life.

If you think you might be her, please send me a message. I would very much like to meet you. Although, there are a few occupational hazards. You'll have to put up with a neurotic wackjob.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at an insurance office and selling antique clocks on the side. If you're into antique timepieces, drop me a line. I'm heading back to school to kill off a history degree I didnt finish. After that, it's full speed until I'm a History Professor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love to cook and entertain. Cooking helps me keep my sanity. I'm a fairly decent snowboarder, but I don't get to go nearly as often as I would like.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm usually told that I look like Harry Potter. Beyond that, I'm told that my hair is crazily unruly and that I have an intense, wild-eyed look. It puts some people on edge. Others find it highly entertaining.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm an inveterate bookworm. Favorite books:

Wise men and their tales, The Kite Runner, Breakfast of Champions, (Anything Vonnegut, really) , Wandering Star, The Secret Speech, The Stone Gods, Battletech/Mechwarrior novels, Clive Cussler books, Stephen Coonts books, Heschel, Terry Pratchett, and The Harry Potter series.

TV Shows:
Top Gear! But other than that, TV is mindless drivel. Oh. Justified. I love that show. There's stupid, then there's Dewey.

Movies: Hugo, Wall-e, A Bout de Soufle, Le Crime de monsieur Lange, La règle de jeu, Lawrence of Arabia, The Godfather, American Graffiti, Star Wars, Goodfellas, Inglorious Basterds, Captain America, The Magnificent Seven,

Music: Cream, Jamiroquai, Led Zeppelin, Parliament/Funkadelic, The B-52's, ZZ Top, Judas Priest, Elton John, Johann Strauss II, Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov, Tom Lehrer, Grateful Dead, Pepe Deluxé, Joe Pass, Curtis Mayfield, Ozzy Osbourne, Stray Cats, Lee Rocker,

Video Games: Oblivion, Skyrim, GTA V, Mass Effect, (the whole series) Fallout: New Vegas, Ratchet & Clank

Food: Middle eastern is my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. People. I firmly believe that there is nothing more antithetical to our very humanity than aloneness. There is nothing worse than feeling alone.

2. Music. I may not be very musically inclined, but it makes life so much better. So many memories are tied to various songs. While driving on a warm, sunny day I feel compelled to blare Cream's cut of Crossroads with the sunroof open, just like I did the first day I had my first car.

3. A set of screwdrivers and ratchets and sockets.

4. Comedy. Life is funny. Sometimes it's hilarious. Without Humor, life is really dull.

5. Books. I love reading.

6. Snow. Without snow, there is no winter. Without winter, there is no snowboarding. Without snowboarding, there is a longer period of wanting to snowboard. One could say that it's an addiction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, Time, and the nature of the universe. Cars. Enlightenment,. Reality. Staying positive. Food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually hanging out with friends after I go to synagogue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can sing Sammy Davis Jr, , Tony Bennett, and Frank Sinatra like nobody's business.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You would describe yourself as a nerd.
- You know the significance of the following sequence of numbers: 15486372 OR 12784563
- You have green eyes
- You are Jewish
- You have curves
- You think you can make me laugh
- If you can handload a mainspring barrel without gloves. No really. If you can do it, I will make you a batch of cookies.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME LOOKING FOR A DATE IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING APPLY TO YOU:
1.) You are an evangelical Christian Conservative. Trust me, it won't work.
2.) You don't like dogs. We'll have problems.
3.) You are going to use textspeak in your messages.
4.) You are transsexual. I will let you ride on my shoulders at any LGBT rally, waving pride flags. However, I am looking for someone with two x chromosomes. Please understand.
5.) You are anti-zionist.