i used to be very smart, i'm not so sure i am anymore but i can fake it

my favorite time of year is the fall or early spring

i own a lot of sweaters

i make a great second impression

i never quite finished my philosophy degree but i did get an asociates in business just for the heck of it

i'm really quite charming in person

i'm not a vegatarian but have no problem eating vegan as long as you don't mind my sweet leather couch

i like wine and i like to go wine tasteing but i don't really know anything about wine

i don't know how to spell a great many things

i'm generally considered to be the smartest, witiest, most handsome person you've ever known

immanentizeing the eschaton

making people happy, i don't know any tricks or anything, but people seem to enjoy me

i uselly sneak up on people

also i'm fuzzy

oh so many

books! i like warren ellis, robert anton wilson, chuck palunick, neil gaimen, tim powers, jeff noon, mark kurlansky, dan slot, robert kirkman, various web comics, yotsuba, and many more

movies! anything with Burce Campbell, kevin smith films, royal tennenbaums, District B13, city of lost children, mystery men, josie and pussycats, big trouble in little china, wet hot american summer, the fifth element, dark city, joe vs the volcano, tin cup, lost in translation, brotherhood of the wolf, hot fuzz, highlander, ravenous, almost famous, high fidelity, and many many more. mostly bad sci-fi/fantasy and interesting foreign and independent films. i used to watch a lot of anime but not so much lately unless it's playing in the theater

music! i listen to a lot of ron and fez and npr but music wise i enjoy less than jake, motion city soundtack, decemberists, the mountain goats, the lillingtons, get up kids, brand new, blue rodeo, tom petty, alkaline trio, and many many many more. i used to go to a lot of shows, i don't so much anymore but i think i might like to get back into it

food! i eat too much fast food and pretty simple stuff when home. i'll try just about anything once though

meh, i'm pretty easy going

people who fish for crabs with bits of chicken. it makes no sense to me, why would some one think to do this and how is it that the crab is atracted to the chicken, there is no chicken in a crabs natural enviroment, it boggles the mind

also solipsism

oh! and the ladies

at my local hole in the wall or taking the night off and wandering about my home

my two favorite things are commitment and changing myself

one time this girl i didn't really know, a friend of a friend if you will, told me i used to be her archenemy, i immediatly found her incredibly attractive

how does this apply?