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Josepheth

29 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Thoughtful, intelligent, and kind.

Though in the appropriate circumstances - such as with the enthusiastic consent of my partner - I can be downright mean.

You...probably aren't my type. I'm sorry. It's nothing personal. Mostly, it's statistical.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an investor with a writing hobby, and a hope that someday the two will switch.

I used to have a startup. It became a runs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Producing smiles, coming up with nicknames, arbitrage, not judging people for what they want, judging the hell out of people for what they do, making toasts, staying calm, being honest, waiting for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Without a doubt it's my incredibly electric aura of strength, dark mystery, and a caring, vulnerable heart portending a deep weakness that in no way interferes with my ability to make money, attract women or do anything important but which has left me unwilling or unable to commit to any of my numerous previous romantic relationships until I met you, for reasons which are never really explained in the course of the plot.

Or possibly sarcasm. Hard to say.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Generally I like things that make me think. Or laugh. Or possibly feel. Maybe. It depends on the feeling.

Nonfiction, which is its own creature: The Selfish Gene, Under the Banner of Heaven, Team of Rivals, The Bottom Billion, Bossypants, Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman, God is not Great, The Better Angels of Our Nature, and pretty much every essay David Foster Wallace ever wrote.

Fiction, which is its creator's, at first: 1984, The Sandman, East of Eden, Girl Genius, Neuromancer, The Great Gatsby, Nana to Kaoru, The Gods Themselves, The Windup Girl, The Old Man and the Sea, Slaughterhouse Five, Watchmen, The Forever War, Huckleberry Finn.

Poetry, which is not in style: Not Waving but Drowning, Good-by and Keep Cold, Daddy, An Essay on Criticism, On Seeing the Elgin Marbles, Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night, The Walrus and the Carpenter and anything by Emily Dickinson

Live, which never sounds like it does in my head: The Merchant of Venice, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, and any ballet with music by Tchaikovsky

Movies, which are increasingly difficult to distinguish from TV: Lawrence of Arabia, Ratatouille, Serenity, Pulp Fiction, The Muppet Christmas Carol, The Godfather, Casablanca, and anything by Miyazaki

TV, which I watch more of than I admit: Firefly, Mad Men, FLCL, House of Cards and all right all right Archer, damn you H Jon Benjamin and your hilarious voice.

I don't really have strong feelings about music, unlike apparently the rest of the human race.

Food, which is an embarrassingly large line-item in my budget: Yes. Very, very, very yes. I spent a lot of my last big trip to Europe just going places so I could eat at restaurants there (Noma: bad. Azurmendi: amazing. Vendome: also amazing, but don't eat anything else for like 24 hours before).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
“Will it blend?” and, by implication, the internet.
My passport
The next-best alternative.
Good conversation
Spreadsheets.
Getting out of my comfort zone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why, no matter what it was, it always happened in Florida.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
You should message me if
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You're smart.

You like going to museums, eating delicious food, and dressing up.