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SenseOflrony

28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Thoughtful, intelligent, and kind.

Though, in the appropriate circumstances - such as with the enthusiastic consent of my partner - I can be downright mean.

You...probably aren't my type. I'm sorry. It's nothing personal. Mostly, it's statistical.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an investor with a writing hobby, and a hope that someday the two will switch.

I used to have a startup. It became a runs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Producing smiles, arbitrage, not judging people for what they want, making toasts, staying calm, being honest, waiting for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
While on a train in China, I met a Chinese guy (they live over there). Neither of us spoke the other's language but we managed to carry on a conversation of surprising fidelity with the translation apps on our phones. We talked about foreign policy, facebook (he was curious, but I don't use it), and the education system in China, of which he was critical. Especially, he said, the lack of sex education. At this I asked his age. Twenty-two.

Ah, I said. That is a hard age. The women are beautiful, and the men don't know anything.

I have no idea what people first notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Generally I like things that make me think. Or laugh. Or possibly feel. Maybe. It depends on the feeling.

Nonfiction, which is its own creature: Why I Write, The Selfish Gene, The Big Short, Under the Banner of Heaven, Half the Sky, Team of Rivals, The Bottom Billion, Bossypants, Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman, God is not Great, The Second World War (Churchill's), Hiroshima, The Better Angels of Our Nature, and pretty much every essay David Foster Wallace ever wrote.

Fiction, which is its creator's, at first: 1984, The Sandman, Paradise Lost, East of Eden, Moby Dick, Girl Genius, Neuromancer, Erfworld, The Great Gatsby, Nana to Kaoru, The Gods Themselves, Game of Thrones, Breakfast of Champions, The Windup Girl, The Old Man and the Sea, The Lord of the Rings, Slaughterhouse Five, A Christmas Carol, Watchmen, Hyperion (the book), The Forever War, Huckleberry Finn, White Fang, and NONE of the novels David Foster Wallace ever wrote.

Poetry, which is not in style: Not Waving but Drowning, Flanders Field, Good-by and Keep Cold, When You are Old, Daddy, Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening, An Essay on Criticism, On Seeing the Elgin Marbles, Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night, The Walrus and the Carpenter and anything by Emily Dickinson

Live, which never sounds like it does in my head: The Merchant of Venice, Major Barbara, The Mikado, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, and any ballet with music by Tchaikovsky

Movies, which are increasingly difficult to distinguish from TV: Lawrence of Arabia, Ratatouille, Serenity, Pulp Fiction, The Muppet Christmas Carol, The Godfather, Casablanca, and anything by Miyazaki

TV, which I watch more of than I admit: Firefly, Mad Men, FLCL, House of Cards and all right all right Archer, damn you H Jon Benjamin and your hilarious voice.

I don't really have strong feelings about music, unlike apparently the rest of the human race.

I play too many videogames. When I was a kid, and people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up? I said wizard.

Food, which is an embarrassingly large line-item in my budget: Yes. Very, very, very yes. I spent a lot of my last big trip to Europe just going places so I could eat at restaurants there. Noma, incidentally, is not very good. I don't know what the people from Restaurant magazine are on. Don't go there. Go to Azurmendi instead, since it is probably the real best restaurant on earth. Oh, and the 22-course meal at Vendome is amazing. Just, like, don't eat anything else that day (and don't have a big dinner the night before), and maybe stay at the hotel on site so you can immediately go lay down. Don't take that as a reason not to go, though, it's a really happy laying down. Like probably the happiest laying down you'll ever do where sex isn't involved.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
“Will it blend?”
My passport
This series of tubes we call the Internets.
Good conversation
Spreadsheets. (I swear, I'm really exciting in person)
New experiences.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How democracy can be made to work better.

Why the crazy things always seem to happen in Florida.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nice try internet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're smart.

You like going to museums, eating delicious food, and dressing up.