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Josepheth

29 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Everyone forgets that Icarus also flew.

Midwesterner who moved to New York, because how do you keep them on the farm? Continually amused by what New Yorkers think is "cold" and "snow". Laid back but occasionally very intense. Up-front. Honest to a fault.

Not so much the boom-boom. More the "yes, hmm." Decidedly not for everyone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a private investor. Mostly stocks, rarely real estate, and more recently small business. It's a little retail outfit in my hometown, run by my loyal and steadfast minions who I'm sure will never ever betray me.

In my spare time (which I've a lot of), I travel, write and work on side projects. The current main one is making an app that, with a network of bluetooth-linked sensors, tracks a person's body configuration (are your hands up? Are you crouched? etc.) in real time.

I used to have a startup. Startups are hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Planning, making toasts, kayaking, writing, exploiting frequent flyer programs, cooking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (heavily abbreviated):
The Bottom Billion, The Better Angels of Our Nature, 1984, The Sandman, East of Eden, The Great Gatsby, Nana to Kaoru, The Gods Themselves, Slaughterhouse Five, Huckleberry Finn, Emily Dickinson's Poetry. Recently I've been reading Three Body Problem.

Movies: Lawrence of Arabia, Pulp Fiction, The Muppet Christmas Carol (seriously, The Muppet Christmas Carol), The Godfather, Casablanca, Miyazaki

TV: Firefly, Mad Men, FLCL, House of Cards and all right all right Archer, damn you H Jon Benjamin and your hilarious voice.

I don't really have strong feelings about music, unlike apparently everyone else.

There are people in New York who will say "I guess I'm a little bit of a foodie," as if it is something dirty and they don't want to admit how much they like it. I am not one of those people. In Germany, I ate a 22-course meal. I had to lie down. But it was probably the best lying down I've done with all my clothes still on. I have strong opinions about the merits of michelin stars. I own Thomas Keller's cookbook. I really like food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smartphone
Passport
Spreadsheets (I'm so interesting)
Friends
Cheese
Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people do dumb things. Ignorance, I think -- and pride. Mostly pride.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
You should message me if
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You're extraordinary.