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SenseOflrony

28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Thoughtful, intelligent, and kind.

Though, in the appropriate circumstances - such as with the enthusiastic consent of my partner - I can be downright mean.

You...probably aren't my type. I'm sorry. It's nothing personal. Mostly, it's statistical.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an investor with a writing hobby, and a hope that someday the two will switch.

I used to have a startup. It became a runs.

I travel a lot. I just got back from a five month tour of Europe, Asia and the Middle East. I rode on the back of a camel in the Wadi Rum for six hours! And If I ever see a camel again, I'm going to shoot it!
I’m really good at
Producing smiles, arbitrage, not judging people for what they want, making toasts, staying calm, being honest, waiting for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I met a Chinese guy while on the train from Guangzhou to Shenzen. Neither of us spoke the other's language but we managed to carry on a conversation of surprising fidelity with the translation apps on our phones. We talked about foreign policy, facebook (he was curious, but I don't use it), and the education system in China, of which he was critical. Especially, he said, the lack of sex education. At this I asked his age. Twenty-two.

Ah, I said. That is a hard age. The women are beautiful, and the men don't know anything.

I have no idea what people first notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll go ahead and limit it to five, because I don't think many people read the huge lists: The Bottom Billion, The Better Angels of Our Nature, 1984, The Merchant of Venice, The Sandman. I generally like nonfiction, sci-fi and poetry. I think the purpose of good poetry is to elicit a feeling, whereas I prefer books and nonfiction that make me think. Movies and TV can go either way.

I like music, but I don't have strong feelings about it, unlike apparently everyone on the internet. Are those the names of bands or barbarian tribes that were wiped out by the Romans?

I'm a pretty big foodie. Wow do I love food. I mean if I couldn't have food I'd just die.
The six things I could never do without
“Will it blend?”
My passport
“enpurpled”
Spreadsheets. (I swear, I'm really exciting in person)
Old friends.
New experiences.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Florida. Why always...Florida?
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once spent the better part of an afternoon reading The Economist's style guide. I regret nothing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're smart.

You like going to museums, eating delicious food, and dressing up.