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Last online
Nov 18
6' 0" (1.83m)
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My self-summary
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Southerner. Midwesterner. New Yorker. College graduate. Performer. Feminist. Leftist. Wage worker. Fun guy. Boyfriend?
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated from The New School in May with a BA in Theater and Politics. Now living in Brooklyn and working as a customer service drone. Also doing standup in my free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard if I happen to have one that day; and if so how weird it is that it's red while my head hair is blonde.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Flannery O'Connor, Noam Chomsky, Terry Eagleton
Movies: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Badlands, The Graduate, Five Easy Pieces, Days of Heaven, Cool Hand Luke, Half Nelson, All the Real Girls, Stolen Kisses
TV: Democracy Now, Mad Men, Damages, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Twin Peaks
Music: Broken Social Scene, Bob Dylan, WHY?, Nas, Wilco, Elliott Smith, Eyedea & Abilities, Emmylou Harris, Pixies, A Tribe Called Quest, Modest Mouse, Badly Drawn Boy, Timber Timbre, Bon Iver, The Rolling Stones, Mos Def

I am an unapologetic kale fan. I put it in my smoothies, I eat it in my salad and if you do too it doesn't mean you're really white it means you really like kale.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Booooks

2. Old pictures

3. Olive oil

4. Lucky rubberbands

5. Metrocard

6. A white noise fan by my bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New jokes

How my visions of social revolution via artistic praxis are kind of pretentious and probably doomed to fail.

Professional football
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depositing a check at my bank and grumbling about how I should make more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once got punched in the face by a guy in a wheelchair.
You should message me if
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You've never seen Workaholics