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23 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Sep 18
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
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My self-summary
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I grew up among CIA spooks, mega-churches, lobbyists and rednecks in Arlington, Virginia. Moved, when I was twelve to Minnesota, where I lived for nine years among hippies and funny talking people. Then I came to New York about a year ago.
My thick hair and deep voice make me seem like a budding news anchor. But beneath my corny exterior lies an irreverent and cynical socialist. I dislike advertising, cliches and most people in general. But I have gotten a lot better at hiding that last one.
Having an account like this is relatively new for me. Every time I message someone on here I feel like a creepy pervball...but I promise I'm not a creepy pervball...but if I was I'd probably say I wasn't...
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated from The New School in May, and am now living in Brooklyn and working as a customer service drone. Also doing standup in my free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying healthy. If I don't watch myself I start feeling like a fried piece of crap. I eat pretty well, but I'm not perfect. I also exercise regularly: biking, running and yes, I do go to the gym, but it's the YWCA so I'm working out with old hippies and not jock doucebags.
Also, impressions. I'm definitely NOT one of those people who won't stop doing celebrity voices until everyone around them feels alienated, but on occasion I have been known to do impersonations of Don Draper, Bill Clinton, Woody Allen and others.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard if I happen to have one that day; and if so how weird it is that it's red while my head hair is blonde.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Flannery O'Connor and Noam Chomsky
Movies: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Badlands, The Graduate, Five Easy Pieces, Days of Heaven, Cool Hand Luke, Half Nelson, All the Real Girls, Stolen Kisses
TV: Democracy Now, Mad Men, Damages, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Twin Peaks
Music: Broken Social Scene, Bob Dylan, WHY?, The National, Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, Nas, Wilco, Elliott Smith, Eyedea & Abilities, Emmylou Harris, Pixies, Local Natives, A Tribe Called Quest, Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, Badly Drawn Boy, Timber Timbre, Bon Iver, The Rolling Stones, Mos Def

I like all foods pretty much. But I cook a lot of vegan and Indian stuff; even though I'm not vegan...or Indian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Ipod
2. old pictures
3. olive oil
4. lucky rubberbands
5. my bicycle
6. witticisms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The role of art in society
The individual vs. the collective
Professional football
Ways to resist corporate power
What I'm going to do with my short life
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing atypical things with atypical people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once got punched in the face by a guy in a wheelchair.
You should message me if
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You don't use the internet to manifest a faux version of yourself.
Also, I'm not a huge fan of the whole concept of just "chatting" without ever meeting in real life.