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AndiOh

26 F Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:18pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
University
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a Jedi in the streets, and a sith in the sheets.

My name is Andi, and I'm a modern day gypsy. I'm sapiosexual. Look it up. I lived in san Diego the past year doing comedy. Due to the sick sadistic curveballs life tends to throw us, I moved back. Now I'm in what I call my Kerouac phase. I live everywhere and nowhere, crash on couches, and go where the adventure is. I decided to not waste this prime of my life working the 9 to 5 grind just to benefit other people. I'm making the world a better place by prioritizing experience and human connections over monetary nonsense.

I'm more of an experience than a person, really.

And I'm a ride or die. I have an insatiable hunger for experience that will be the death of me. But I wouldn't have it any other way. If you're bored, then you're boring. And I am never boring.

Instagram me!: AndiOliver
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a comedian, I want to entertain the world. My goal is to live my life like a work of art. To be able to say I did whatever I wanted to do.

Note: I am an IMPROVISATIONAL COMEDIAN for an improv theatre in Mesa. So don't ask me what it's like doing stand up. There's a difference.
I’m really good at
Quick, witty comebacks, wingmanning, Rockstarring of the karaoke persuasion, showing people bitchin new music and hilarious YouTube videos, pop culture trivia, making pasta from very few ingredients, giving objective and logical advice, shotgunning beers really really fast, rationalizing indulging in your vices, giving backrubs, and getting and doing I want. That I'm the BEST at.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm usually drunk and invading their personal space. I make a lot of eye contact and I enunciate my words.

I am that person that engages everyone, works a room and genuinely enjoys talking to everyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Indie rock, folk, post-rock, punk, ska, horrorpunk, metal, and string tributes.
Favorite bands are Manchester Orchestra, Brand New, The Lonely Forest, Misfits (Danzig, not Graves) Radiohead, The Germs, Crass, blitzkid and Andrew Jackson Jihad.

Movies: Horror, comedy, sci-fi, classics, porn.
Favorite movies are Waking Life, the Fifth Element, Drop Dead Fred, Casino, and High Fidelity

Books: Anything that can keep me reading it.
Favorite books are The Giver, I hope they serve beer in hell, Invisible Monsters, and World War Z
The six things I could never do without
-music
-social interaction
-the occasional indulgence
-food
-soap
-irreverence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm going to be remembered when I'm gone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking, 420 shenanigans, and socializing. Living the gypsy lifestyle I do, I go wherever the night takes me. I sold my car before I moved to Cali. If you want me around bad enough, come whisk me away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a hard one to tame...
And sometimes music videos make me cry.

Also, I have an obsession with beards. If you have a beard, I'm getting all up in it.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You think you can make me laugh or show me music you think I'd like. Or if you just wanna get stoned and watch netflix.