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33 Indianapolis, IN Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Jul 27
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was going to revamp this entire thing but I've already lost the motivation. So this is where I will just ramble about stuff.

-I like movies of all sorts.
-I have seen Hot Rod about 100 times.
-I like a rather broad interest in music.
-I really enjoy karaoke
-I tried stand up comedy and wasn't horrible
-My license plate says "Robocop"
-I wrote about 60% of a Demolition Man musical
-I actually liked the movie Con-Air
-I keep the dogtag of my childhood puppy on my keys and have kept it there for almost 14 years now.
-I make weekly trips to comic shops.
-I won a lifetime free access pass to The Vogue with one of my tattoos.
-I've seen a grown man get his "Beans above the frank, There's Something About Mary" style
-I attend midnight events for movies as often as I can.
-I flew across the country to a Kevin Smith film festival
-I love drinking around campfires
-I will always be down for some Cards Against Humanity
-SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy is the best thing to ever come from that show.
-There is always money in the Banana Stand
-I get excited for Pixar films
-I love meeting new people in random places.
-I will devour a plate of sushi
-I used to have an alligator for a pet
-42 is the answer to the ultimate question.
-37 is my lucky number
-I hate the movie Avatar
-I hate Nickelback
-IIIiiiii don't waaaannna diiie. I just wanna riiiiiide my moootooorcycle

I am a cynical ass with a heart of gold.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to be the best me that I can be. Everything else will fall into place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Yahtzee and scattergories.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my friends
-more tacos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering how exactly the three seashells thing work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever life tosses my way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's not private, but I still tear up when I watch any of the Toy Story movies.
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