Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was going to revamp this entire thing but I've already lost the
motivation. So this is where I will just ramble about stuff.
-I like movies of all sorts.
-I like a rather broad interest in music.
-I really enjoy karaoke
-I tried stand up comedy and wasn't horrible
-My license plate says "Robocop"
-I keep the dogtag of my childhood puppy on my keys and have kept
it there for almost 14 years now.
-I've seen a grown man get his "Beans above the frank, There's
Something About Mary" style
-I attend midnight events for movies as often as I can.
-I flew across the country to a Kevin Smith film festival
-I love drinking around campfires
-SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy is the best thing to ever come from that
-There is always money in the Banana Stand
-I get excited for Pixar films
-I love meeting new people in random places.
-I used to have an alligator for a pet
-42 is the answer to the ultimate question.
-37 is my lucky number
I am a cynical ass with a heart of gold.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to be the best me that I can be. Everything else will fall
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Yahtzee and scattergories.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering how exactly the three seashells thing work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever life tosses my way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's not private, but I still tear up when I watch any of the Toy
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