Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


42 Snaresbrook, UK Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29-44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:10pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Special Diet
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A lump of inconsistent radioactive dust with delusions of consciousness seeks simular for larks.

Hello. I am a relaxed fellow who enjoys being near water, live performance, moody music, pub chats, a bit of a giggle and a bunch of other stuff.

Mrs Woodley said:

Language Work: "Andrew has a flair for writing imaginative stories. His reading is good, and spelling has improved, but still nees to be careful.

Mathematics Work: "Andrew usually understands any new concepts introduced. His pure numbers is good, and he is able to apply his concepts and problem solving".

Topic Work: "Andrew expresses himself very well, in an orderly fashion, and is able to obtain information from reference books".

Art/Craft: "His drawings have greatly improved and with this sucess he enjoys art".

P.E./Games: "Andrew has much improved his co-ordination".

From Mum Something: a calm detachment, an appreciation of the absurd and a love of beautiful places to walk and sit in

From Dad Something: a love of pool, the desire for significant attachments and the ability to regularly put my foot in it
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Measuring things for charities. Recently started measuring things for a different charity.
Spending too much time listening to Radio 4 and wasting London. Must get out more.
Working on a creating a puppet project with a chum.
Might start selling the clothes I make again soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
From my perspective all of time and space revolves around me. No biggy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not sure but strangers often apologise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If the house was burning and I could only save what I could carry between my teeth I'd go for:

Fish Story
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
7 Iron

But that's off the top of my head with flames licking. If I had a wider mouth and less peril there would be many more.

Some of my long term favourite long-players are:

The Black Swan - The Trffids
Tallahassee - The Mountain Goats
Blood on the Tracks - Bob Dylan
30 Something - Carter the Unstoppable
Sex Machine
Swagger - The Blue Airplanes
Problems - The Singing Adams

More recent favourites include:
Good News - Withered Hand
Pissing on Bonfires Kissing With Tounges - Meursault

I find most of my music listening is courtesy of Radio 3 these days.

I tend to have a few on the go. Recently been filling in some gaps in 20th century classics but also like a spot of pop science and some classics.

Last finished: Daphne du Maurier - Don't Look Now and other stories (I enjoyed how the front cover fell off and made a handy bookmark. The Breakthrough was my favourite story probably as I wasn't expecting sci-fi)
Current bedside book: James - The Taming of the Shrew & other stories (still waiting for the right rainy night to finish it)
Current bag book: Bowles - The Sheltering Sky (I had never heard of this and only have it as part of a job lot. So far it's a joy)
Current Sofa book - Oxford Short History of English Literature (Hard going - so far everything anyone has ever written or read is about King Aurther)

Just saw a telesion advert for fifty massive laid-back tracks. That's the stuff i like less.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Impossible question. Apart from the obvious, things I'd rather not live without include:

Things to do that I am good at and people like
Folk to share with and bounce off
Hope that the world can get better before it explodes
Chats about the biggests of dumb things and the dumbest of big things
The person I am hoping to meet on here.
That's plenty. You can have the last one on me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I used to regard myself as open minded but experience has impelled me to employ bouncers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A sack of electrified meat anchored by a kite string looking for...

Oh, and the mandatory: there is no such thing as a typ [ violently yawns at self in the face]
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like it when people like it that you have sent them a message.

There's a special exhibition at The British Museum you fancy (I have a plus one membership I'd like to make pay).

And it's definately your turn.