Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A lump of inconsistent radioactive dust with delusions of
consciousness seeks simular for larks.
Hello. I am a relaxed fellow who enjoys being near water, live
performance, moody music, pub chats, a bit of a giggle and a bunch
of other things.
Mrs Woodley said:
Language Work: "Andrew has a flair for writing imaginative stories.
His reading is good, and spelling has improved, but still nees to
Mathematics Work: "Andrew usually understands any new concepts
introduced. His pure numbers is good, and he is able to apply his
concepts and problem solving".
Topic Work: "Andrew expresses himself very well, in an orderly
fashion, and is able to obtain information from reference
Art/Craft: "His drawings have greatly improved and with this sucess
he enjoys art".
P.E./Games: "Andrew has much improved his co-ordination".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Measuring things for charities. Recently started measuring things
for a different charity.
Spending too much time listening to Radio 4 and wasting London.
Must get out more.
Working on a creating a puppet project with a chum.
Might start selling the clothes I make again soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
From my perspective all of time and space revolves around me. No
(I put this joke in to try and filter out the stupid. From some of
the messages I get I fear I may have set the bar too high)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not sure but strangers often apologise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If the house was burning and I could only save what I could carry
between my teeth I'd go for:
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
But that's off the top of my head with flames licking. If I had a
wider mouth and less peril there would be many more.
Some of my long term favourite long-players are:
The Black Swan - The Trffids
Tallahassee - The Mountain Goats
Blood on the Tracks - Bob Dylan
30 Something - Carter the Unstoppable
Swagger - The Blue Airplanes
More recent favourites include:
Good News - Withered Hand
Pissing on Bonfires Kissing With Tounges - Meursault
I find most of my music listening is courtesy of Radio 3 these
I tend to have a few on the go. Recently been filling in some gaps
in 20th century classics but also like a spot of pop science and
Last finished: Daphne du Maurier - Don't Look Now and other stories
(I enjoyed how the front cover fell off and made a handy bookmark.
The Breakthrough was my favourite story probably as I wasn't
Current bedside book: James - The Taming of the Shrew & other
stories (still waiting for the right rainy night to finish
Current bag book: Bowles - The Sheltering Sky (I had never heard of
this and only have it as part of a job lot. So far it's a
Current Sofa book - Oxford Short History of English Literature
(Hard going - so far everything anyone has ever written or read is
about King Aurther)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Impossible question. Apart from the obvious, things I'd rather not
live without include:
Things to do that I am good at and people like
Folk to share with and bounce off
Hope that the world can get better before it explodes
Chats about the biggests of dumb things and the dumbest of big
The person I am hoping to meet on here.
That's plenty. You can have the last one on me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I used to regard myself as open minded but experience has impelled
me to employ bouncers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A sack of electrified meat anchored by a kite string looking
Oh, and the mandatory: there is no such thing as a typ [ violently
yawns at self in the face]
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I currently find myself slightly financially embarrassed so would
particularly like to hear from those who regard board games and
supermarket wine in front of a good film as ingredients of a
perfect first date. Golddiggers need not apply.
All these photographs of people snowboarding churn your guts.
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