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40 M Snaresbrook, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:14pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs

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My self-summary
A lump of inconsistent radioactive dust with delusions of consciousness seeks simular for larks.

Hello. I am a relaxed fellow who enjoys being near water, live performance, moody music, pub chats, a bit of a giggle and a bunch of other things.

Mrs Woodley said:

Language Work: "Andrew has a flair for writing imaginative stories. His reading is good, and spelling has improved, but still nees to be careful.

Mathematics Work: "Andrew usually understands any new concepts introduced. His pure numbers is good, and he is able to apply his concepts and problem solving".

Topic Work: "Andrew expresses himself very well, in an orderly fashion, and is able to obtain information from reference books".

Art/Craft: "His drawings have greatly improved and with this sucess he enjoys art".

P.E./Games: "Andrew has much improved his co-ordination".
What I’m doing with my life
Measuring things for charities. Recently started measuring things for a different charity.
Spending too much time listening to Radio 4 and wasting London. Must get out more.
Working on a creating a puppet project with a chum.
Might start selling the clothes I make again soon.
I’m really good at
From my perspective all of time and space revolves around me. No biggy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure but strangers often apologise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If the house was burning and I could only save what I could carry between my teeth I'd go for:

Fish Story
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

But that's off the top of my head with flames licking. If I had a wider mouth and less peril there would be many more.

Some of my long term favourite long-players are:

The Black Swan - The Trffids
Tallahassee - The Mountain Goats
Blood on the Tracks - Bob Dylan
30 Something - Carter the Unstoppable
Sex Machine
Swagger - The Blue Airplanes

More recent favourites include:
Good News - Withered Hand
Pissing on Bonfires Kissing With Tounges - Meursault

I find most of my music listening is courtesy of Radio 3 these days.

I tend to have a few on the go. Recently been filling in some gaps in 20th century classics but also like a spot of pop science and some classics.

Last finished: Capote - Breakfast at Tiffany's and other stories (the last story "Christmas Memory" is something special)
Current bedside book: James - The Taming of the Shrew & other stories (waiting for a rainy night to finish it)
Current bag book: Lucretius - The Nature of Things (marvellous, it should be taught at primary schools)
Current Sofa book - Mantel - Wolf Hall (finished it but keep intending to read the notes. It was alright)
The six things I could never do without
[list that suggests I am both interesting and sane]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gwendolyn Pierce!
(This is a joke i expect only my primary school chum Stuart would appreciate. I don't know why I've written it as i don't really want to go on date with my primary school chum Stuart. But it would be nice to be back in touch. I think he works for the Met now. You can ignore this bit if you like)
On a typical Friday night I am
A sack of electrified meat anchored by a kite string looking for...

Oh, and the mandatory: there is no such thing as a typ [ violently yawns at self in the face]
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't want to be on an internet dating site and you don't own any big slabbering 'friendly' dogs and perhaps one of these:

(i) you fancy chatting on here for a wee bit before arranging a pub date with aspirations towards fumbles or non fumbles
(ii) you've a spare ticket for that gig
(iii) the wise woman told you to
(iv) you're bored
(v) you want to split the rent
(vi) you are a well meaning busy-body who fancies critiquing this profile to help me understand why I get a reasonable number of views yet so few messages (apart from the poly types realising they've drawn the short straw and are desperate to make up numbers and those directing me towards their pay-to-view sites (ho hum))