Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
fun fact before we get started: Bae is poop in danish, so all your
friends in a relationship or married have been calling each other,
appreciate you stopping by, I'm Andrew I have epilepsy and cannot
drive due to that fact; If that is a deal breaker for you then so
it is, move along. if its not, then hurrah for you, you're
I'm not skinny, but I ain't fat either I do have a beer belly, but
I am working on it, I need someone to motivate me so I can reach my
I'm from Texas, I have a slight accent (figured I would answer that
before you asked)
I'm a nerd, not ashamed of it either, nerds are fuckin awesome, so
if you are a nerd, you get brownie points :D
I feel like normal is boring, I would rather be weird and people
question me, than be normal
I cuss, a lot... but who doesnt am I right hah
this part isn't for me...
I would like a girl who could make me happy, a girl who can be a
nerd with me, like have nerdgasms about awesome movies and video
games coming out *COUGH STAR WARS COUGH* *COUGH STAR WARS
BATTLEFRONT COUGH* I want a girl who can take care of herself, a
girl who can laugh at herself, and be goofy, don't take life to
seriously, life is too short
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
walking long distances without bitching
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my dry, sarcastic sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
500 days of summer
the perks of being a wallflower
snatch, lock, stock and two broken barrels
clash of the titans
wrath of the titans
across the universe
the hurt locker
zero dark thirty
the dark knight
the dark knight rises
house of cards :)
the walking dead
house of lies
sleeping with sirens
saves the day
young the giant
blink 182 (old)
green day (old)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family, friends, sarcasm, movies, paintball, and video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
seeing my family
why the world is the way it is
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
netflix binge... basically
You should message me if
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you can answer this riddle....
What word starts with the letter E, ends with the letter E, and
only has one letter in it?...
or you know... if you want to :D
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