27 Bensalem, PA
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My self-summary
fun fact before we get started: Bae is poop in danish, so all your friends in a relationship or married have been calling each other, poop ;)

hey there!
appreciate you stopping by, I'm Andrew I have epilepsy and cannot drive due to that fact; If that is a deal breaker for you then so it is, move along. if its not, then hurrah for you, you're amazing!

I'm not skinny, but I ain't fat either I do have a beer belly, but I am working on it, I need someone to motivate me so I can reach my goal

I'm from Texas, I have a slight accent (figured I would answer that before you asked)

I'm a nerd, not ashamed of it either, nerds are fuckin awesome, so if you are a nerd, you get brownie points :D

I feel like normal is boring, I would rather be weird and people question me, than be normal

I cuss, a lot... but who doesnt am I right hah

this part isn't for me...
I would like a girl who could make me happy, a girl who can be a nerd with me, like have nerdgasms about awesome movies and video games coming out *COUGH STAR WARS COUGH* *COUGH STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT COUGH* I want a girl who can take care of herself, a girl who can laugh at herself, and be goofy, don't take life to seriously, life is too short
I’m really good at
video games
watching movies
walking long distances without bitching
my job
The first things people usually notice about me
my dry, sarcastic sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
500 days of summer
garden state
the perks of being a wallflower
snatch, lock, stock and two broken barrels
clash of the titans
wrath of the titans
pulp fiction
across the universe
star wars
the hurt locker
zero dark thirty
the departed
the dark knight
the dark knight rises
-tv shows
house of cards :)
the walking dead
house of lies
american dad
family guy
south park
sports center
the strokes
brand new
sleeping with sirens
saves the day
senses fail
young the giant
blink 182 (old)
green day (old)
The six things I could never do without
family, friends, sarcasm, movies, paintball, and video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
seeing my family
why the world is the way it is
On a typical Friday night I am
netflix binge... basically
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i like impressions...
You should message me if
you can answer this riddle....

What word starts with the letter E, ends with the letter E, and only has one letter in it?...

or you know... if you want to :D