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28 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:22pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm sincere both in my self-deprecation and in my love of a good time. I mix the cerebral with the celebratory, mainly for my own entertainment. Though I may seem a tad less than gargantuan, do not be fooled. Beyond my raw, physical presence lies a cocktail conversationalist with a view to the kill. Think James Bond meets Willy Wonka meets Truman Capote. Well educated (Thank you, Columbia), frequently well inebriated, and sometimes well informed too. The execution is sometimes messy and often madcap, but always worth it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working in a much-lauded restaurant whilst plotting my next move/look/sneer and writing, writing, writing. When not busy with the aforementioned, I can frequently be found analyzing, overanalyzing, or reading Proust and/or Valley of the Dolls.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One liners and self deprecation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always assumed it was my razor sharp wit. Then again, it could just be my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Marcel Proust, Plato, Truman Capote, Jacqueline Susann, Fran Lebowitz, Robert Kennedy, Edmond White, Ian Fleming, Christopher Isherwood, David Sedaris, Ruth Reichl, Larry Kramer, Armistead Maupin, Oscar Wilde, René Descartes, Guillaume Dustan, Kay Redfield Jamison, Paulo Coelho, Joseph Campbell, Irvin Yalom, Jay McInerney, Bret Easton Ellis

The Boys In The Band, Paris Is Burning, Valley of the Dolls, Annie Hall, A Single Man, Casablanca, All About My Mother, Showgirls, Dangerous Liaisons, Delicatessen, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Jackie Brown, American Psycho, All James Bond Films, The First Wives Club, La Haine, Desperately Seeking Susan, Truth or Dare, Flesh, Trash, Heat, Marie Antoinette, Serpico, Cruising, Before Night Falls, Milk, Thelma and Louise, Jeffrey, Working Girl, Purple Rain, Boy Culture, Muriel's Wedding, Clueless, Unzipped, How to Survive a Plague, Spice World, Romy and Michele's HS Reunion, The Normal Heart

I'll get to the music and food bit later. For now, suffice it to say that I love both.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next chapter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working hard for the money (so hard for it honey).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't negotiate with terrorists.