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26 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm 25, been in Chicago almost two and a half years, originally from Maine.

I like making people laugh.

I love intense, several-hours-long conversations, preferably with a little alcohol. The subject doesn't matter as long you're smart and passionate.

Politically and socially, I lean very hard to the left.

People often tell me that I think too much and that I over-analyze simple situations. I think that's true, with caveats.

Overall, I try to be a nice guy. I'm really happy with myself when I succeed at being compassionate and honest. I view my soul as a work-in-progress (copied that straight off a birthday card my Grandma gave me).
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm trying to become a professional comedian. I spend most of my free time performing improv, writing sketches, etc. I get my money by doing data entry in the loop as well as freelance proofreading, copy editing, and trivia question-writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I speak French
The first things people usually notice about me
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My four-foot, day-glo pink sombrero, if I happen to be wearing it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As for music, I'm open to the opinions of people with better opinions than me. Bruce Springsteen is my absolute favorite, but I'm down to get educated

Big fan of Stephen King. Recently really enjoyed a couple of books by Bret Easton Ellis. Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Dark Tower, and His Dark Materials all rock. For non-fiction, I like philosophy and left-y stuff (Chris Hedges, Noam Chomsky, Michael Parenti)

Did you think Prometheus sucked? I did.

I mean the movie, not the mythical guy.

For TV, I like comedies and Breaking Bad. Reality TV makes me want to swallow turpentine
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll get back to this one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Melted cheese
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing, seeing shows (improv, sketch, stand-up, theater) or hanging out with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll get back to this one, too
You should message me if
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You need some proofreading or copy editing done. I could use the work.

Or, if you'd like to talk to me!