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AndyEuphoric

29 / M / straight / Single

Grand Rapids, Michigan

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
—
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English

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My Self-Summary

I Laugh at life. I have fun when i can and work and learn new things the rest of the time. My sense of humor is as witty and vulgar and obscure as possible. My goal in life is to enjoy it. Live hard and Die young... Maybe :)

What I’m doing with my life

Trying to live a happy life
I,m trying to save up money to visit other places
and to do more in general
Rothbury is awesome
and I'd like to do more things like that
I think i just need to travel more in general

The first things people usually notice about me

my humor...
i'm eccentric, gregarious, euphoric
and even happy sometimes... :)
i'm very loving and forward
satire is the world we live in
or at least i do
it all depends on the day....
:)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books

David sedaris
Christopher moore
phillip k dick
kurt vonnegut
Tom robbins
and so on...
i like the beat necks

i love obscure movies
naked lunch
even cowgirls get the blues
brazil
and the main steam
fight club
pulp fiction
snatch
and 80's movies
time bandits
legend
goonies
dark crystal

and food
well being a big guy
i do love it all
there are a few things i don't like
popcorn for one... I'm weird I know :)
but i find that in the right setting
and with the right combination
i like most everything

The six things I could never do without

friends
books
music
coffee
laughing
A nice cool breeze
feeding ducks in a pond
hugs...
I feel like i should say beating up hookers or something
Just to reaffirm my manhood... lol

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I guess pretty much everything

On a typical Friday night I am

out on the town supporting the local scene
or working...

You should message me if

I'm looking for someone that i can enjoy my time with. Someone who is compassionate and loving that is comfortable with themselves and others. I find my friends that are true hippies are the most laid back intelligent people I know, maybe a hippie girl is what i need. I have many faults and would like someone who can see past them. This is no easy task :) I’m 6’2, and close to 300lbs. My weight is something I’m always working on of course, who isn’t. I would definitely like to find someone to do activities with and someone who can just chill when the time calls for it. I enjoy reading, good conversations, exploring new and old places, and going out on the weekend for a social drink and to help support the local night light of GR. I'm a guy so i don't really have pics of just me, most my pics are of me and other ppl, sorry.

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