I'm feeling in a particularly silly mood and after having browsed so many similar profiles have decided to have some fun with the beginning of mine...

I'm genuine as opposed to a manikin.
Less Grey, more Mr Pasty White.
Not a pretty-boy fitness freak, more rough around the edges with a touch of geek.
Mature but not cheesy. (Clearly a lie /fail)
-More to be added as I think them up-

Ok, that's enough tomfoolery...

Hi, I'm Andy. I work in web design and enjoy what I do most of the time but always look forward to the weekend.

I'm not really in to clubbing and getting paralytic every Friday night. I'd much rather go out during the day to someplace new or go to the cinema, perhaps followed by a meal in a nice restaurant. Of course you can't beat the odd lazy day either. It's all good in the right company.

When I have the time(and money) I love to travel and soak up the culture of a different land, just need someone to share it with!

Let's see, what else... I'd say I have a fairly sarcastic sense of humor and enjoy laughing my way through life. It's that or cry, right? I also appreciate the simple things in life like strolls in the rain or looking up at the stars.

I'm not sure what my "type" is but if you're not a tango orange, high-maintenance bimbo then we'll probably get along.

Long story short, I'm a kind-hearted, caring and easygoing fellow looking to meet a like-minded gal.

I'm not after a one-nighter and while I have and will make mistakes I will never intentionally wrong you.

If all of that sounds agreeable and you're at all tickled or charmed then please do drop me a line.

Ta for reading!

You know, the usual. Eat, work, sleep, rinse, repeat...

Wiggling my nose?

Heck knows, that I'm fairly tall? You tell me

Really not much of a reader. If I pick up a book it'll usually be to learn something. I'm determined to start reading more at some point though.

Shawshank, Snatch, The Dark Knight, Aliens, Independance Day, LOTR, Pirates(otC), Star Wars(Not the new crap), The Matrix, Die Hard, Robin Hood(PoT), Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, old Disney classics and some Pixar stuff. I'll watch girls stuff too but you won't catch me admitting it. Awwe, crap...

Big Bang Theory, House, Scrubs, True Blood, Stargate SG1, Top Gear, HIGNFY, Mock The Week, QI, Mythbusters

I'll listen to most types of music, but usually just whatever pop is on Radio 1 at work.

Indian, Italian, Chinese, Steak, Roasts, Pizza...

Glasses, Chocolate, Internets, Phone, Camera, Indian food

That they should make People Watching an Olympic Sport.

You're at all interested. Promise I won't bite. (hard)