I am looking for a human who is cultured, educated, and humorous. A woman with a good sense of humor or at least laughs at mine and is intellectually stimulating. Someone who will slurp pho with me or waste hours in a museum. Enjoys the blatant use of malapropisms. I have a pretty strong personality so I need somebody who will tell me I am idiot when I am an idiot. Must be pro-choice because even if I overlook that flaw, my mother won't. If I sound somewhat delicious, say howdy good sir.
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And after reading some of the messages sent to my sister, I feel sorry for most of the women on okcupid. There are a shit ton of creepy creepy guys. I apologize for my gender.