I am a lovable stud muffin with an infectious grin. After 4 years in NYC, I have moved back to Seattle. For the last 2 years in NYC, I had been CEO of a multimedia company that focuses on animation and video production but now, I am back into the family business in an executive role. Many describe me as energetic, spontaneous, quirky, and ambitious.
I am looking for a human who is cultured, educated, and humorous. A woman with a good sense of humor or at least laughs at mine and is intellectually stimulating. Someone who will slurp pho with me or waste hours in a museum. Enjoys the blatant use of malapropisms. I have a pretty strong personality so I need somebody who will tell me I am idiot when I am an idiot. Must be pro-choice because even if I overlook that flaw, my mother won't. If I sound somewhat delicious, say howdy good sir.
Congratulations to reading this far, a free random album suggestion of the week: Voyeur by Saint Motel
And after reading some of the messages sent to my sister, I feel sorry for most of the women on okcupid. There are a shit ton of creepy creepy guys. I apologize for my gender.
What I’m doing with my life
Selling a ton of pop and green products. Now, I am building my home. My Lego dream coming true with my piglet attaché.
I’m really good at
Talking and making people blush with inappropriate commentaries.
The first things people usually notice about me
Beard, mole and bushels of eye brow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy
Show: Daily Show
Music: Built To Spill
The six things I could never do without
Godot- my puppy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Balancing the mental commitment of how far from home do I want to go for food and drinks with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I lived in Argentina working for Cadbury, I completely covered
my dining room table with kids candy that I collected for a
research report and somehow ate all the candy in the following
weeks. I gained quite a bit of weight working for Cadbury.
You should message me if
If you want to grab my attention.