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27 Schenectady, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:30pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I am a persistent optimist.

Knowing what to take seriously is a life skill far too many people lack.

Spur of the moment has always been my style.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently infiltrating bar bathrooms with handheld cassette recorders. My plan is to take my collective recordings and write the great American novel.

In between that I am the modern day equavilant of a snake oil salesman, minus the fooling people into drinking snake oil in the hopes it will cure cancer. I in fact do not cure cancer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving honest and direct answers.

Keeping a calm and level head in even the most obscene of circumstances.

Singing Disney songs in the car with the windows down at strangers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My enthusiasm, I am almost always excited about something.

I was called out on always smiling, people tend to like this or find it creepy. I enjoy both reactions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book=Charles Bukoski, American Psycho, Rant, Fight club, snuff, a brief history of time

Movies= old boy, the 5th element, microcosmos, gangs of new york, the shining.

TV=Archer, game of thrones, adventure time, mad men, boardwalk empire, Anthony Bourdain no reservations... Ted talks

Music= Tom Waits, that handsome devil, Andrew Jackson Jihad, bayside, brand new, the Viking, every time I die, he is legend, Warren Zevon, queen, chromeo,screaming jay hawkins, Huey Lewis and the news, hall and Oates, Paul Simon, wu tang and such
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iced coffee
Access to Google
Witty banter
A solid hoodie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff, I really enjoy thinking about stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making sure that when I end up in a nursing home that i am the last to run out of good stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read the shit out of laurel k hamilton and warhammer books.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy a good awkward silence.

You are intellectually out of my league, there is nothing more attractive than a woman who whips me in trivia.