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26 M Schenectady, NY

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of masters program
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a persistent optimist.

I remember everyone I meet fondly.

I keep it simple, within reason.

Knowing what to take seriously is a life skill far too many people lack.

I am a big fan of live music, particularly hip hop, metal, and jazz( in no particular order)

Spur of the moment has always been my style.

My laid back outlook has left me devoid of true malice towards anything, so I have directed that hatred at Bono.

I am afraid of the concept of complacency.

I am a sarcastic asshole, you may get a message from me that is a compilation of everything your profile asks me not to send.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently infiltrating bar bathrooms with handheld cassette recorders. My plan is to take my collective recordings and write the great American novel.
I’m really good at
Giving honest and direct answers.

Keeping a calm and level head in even the most obscene of circumstances.

Singing in Disney songs in the car with the windows down at strangers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My enthusiasm, I am almost always excited about something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book=Charles Bukoski, American Psycho, Rant, Fight club, snuff, a brief history of time

Movies= old boy, the 5th element, microcosmos, gangs of new york, the shining.

TV= while i don't have cable I do possess Netflix. Archer, 30 rock, adventure time, mad men, boardwalk empire, Anthony Bourdain no reservations... Ted talks

Music= Tom Waits, the scarring party, bayside, say anything, brand new, the Viking, every time I die, he is legend, Warren Zevon, queen, chromeo,screaming jay hawkins, Huey Lewis and the news, hall and Oates, Paul Simon, wu tang and such
The six things I could never do without
Iced coffee
Access to Google
Witty banter
A solid hoodie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When pouting became attractive.

What is the "special blend"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Making sure that when I end up in a nursing home that i am the last to run out of good stories.

Some combination of bars and documentaries.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On occasion I try to convince myself that I have aspergers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy a good awkward silence.

You would like to discuss the possibility of colonizing Mars with me.

I am terrible at being subtle, please do not try I will only be confused.
Ps: if you like the idea of me confused go ahead, I'm your huckleberry.