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33 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:32pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Sooooo... I'm a bloke, which I think is a good start as far as these things are concerned. I have blue eyes, soft hands and an appendix scar. I'm a music and (more recently) TV producer, session guitarist and songwriter. Melbs rock city born. Spent a lot of time flitting between cities and countries, just settled in LA. I'm a generally social creature who will talk to a tree, especially if that tree is deciduous and has well-formed opinions on The Stone Roses and/or Andrew Bolt. I have an interpretive modern dance routine and it is both moving and...interpretive.

I try not to take much in life too seriously - least of all myself. I'd define myself as "intelligent", "fun", "easy-going" or "friendly" but on any given day some of that won't be true, and if one more person does that OK Cupid might just collapse in a cliche vortex/black-hole. I am told I'm quite dashing... when viewed from certain angles... in poor lighting, if you kinda squint funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing/recording/producing music, working on a bit of reality TV (shhhh), touring, avoiding cliched self improvement at all costs, doing the Age crossword, enjoying red wine with Meredith Goats Fetta.
I’m really good at
Diplomacy - talking my way out of every detention/bar-fight/customs bust/international crisis/parking ticket that comes along. My specialty is recalcitrant hotel managers and angry mothers. I'm pretty good at self deprecation and reading people's moods. I'm a human jukebox on guitar, a limited yet occasionally impressive cook and a terrible multi-tasker. I do have Jedi-grade Pictionary skills which will no doubt be the source of my future millions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I really have no idea. Maybe my eyes, or possibly the "Mighty Boosh"-inspired outfit I've inappropriately worn to your dinner party.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Roald Dahl, Naom Chomsky, Douglas Adams, Christopher Hitchens, Lewis Carroll, Gabrielle Garcia Marquez, Dr Zeus, David Sedaris, Irvine Welsh and any really good rock bio with lot's of filthy bits and no moral conclusions.

Music - Far too much to list. THe best of any genre will do it for me - even folk metal. Bowie is a touchstone. Currently in the car is new Bowie, Cloud Control, Frank Ocean and Vampire Weekend.

Oh OK - I also dig Joy Division, Steppinwolf, Pulp, Deep Purple, Alice In Chains, Goldfrapp, Fleetwood Mac, Ryan Adams, THe Darkness, Pixies, Otis Redding, The Kooks, Small Faces, Helmet, Nina Simone, Peaches, Poison, The Beatles, Moloko, Velvet Underground, Black Keys, Neil Young, Daft Punk, Nick Cave, Gillian Welch, Talking Heads, Public Enemy, Fleet Foxes, Elliot Smith, Deep Purple, DJ Shadow, Regina Spektor, ...

Also... Why hate Carly Rae Jepson? Why hate any musician? She co-write a perfect summer pop anthem. Ask Brian Wilson - that's not easy to do. Shut up.

TV - The West Wing is a huge favorite. Also Deadwood, Veep, Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Flight Of The Conchords, In Treatment, Game of Thrones - HBO just doesn't miss!! If you watched all 7 series of West Wing I think we'll get along fine. If you think Party Down was the apex of comedic television achievement I will probably propose on sight.
The six things I could never do without
Like, just COULD NOT do without... as in, would perish if was suddenly deprived of... as in, just couldn't go on unless within in my possession... hmm....

Red wine, David Bowie, a guitar of some description, Sundays, ear lobe kisses and cowboy boots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Expensive studio gear as porn, the ridiculousness of US politics, the current hopelessness of Australian politics, exercising and its purely hypothetical nature, songs I love, songs I hate, how purely shite The Australian is, which beach in South America I'd like to be sitting on, how to be a chivalrous male in an increasingly complex feminist dichotomy, 14 down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing a gig - maybe in town, maybe not.

Otherwise I'll most probably be found with friends in a bar watching bands, sipping craft beers and single malt whiskey, good-naturedly ribbing the hipsters at the next table.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was brought up on classical music and musical theatre, so I'm probably the only straight man in Australia who can recite large wads of R&H and G&S. If you have to ask who they are... well...*shudder*

Also Ryan Gosling is my man crush - there I said it.

P.S If you think admitting that makes me "sound gay" (thanks Valley OKC poppet), then you have a fairly myopic view of human sexuality. Also, quite happy to prove you wrong.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think "Jersey Shore" is a Billy Joel album, you think Christian-Rock is an anthema and you wouldn't mind seeing Chad Kroeger shipped to Guantanamo and innocent Pakistani taxi drivers shipped out.

Someone asked me recently why I was on this site. The answer I guess is: honestly - I'm done nodding and smiling while the over-earnest person opposite me talks about Sas and Bide sales or the ultimate paleo-quinoa-workout. I'm looking for an intelligent gal who knows the value of random discussion and a bit of silliness. If you don't take yourself too seriously but you're passionate about what you do then chances are we'd get on just fine :)

UPDATE: Someone wrote me asking why, on a Friday, I'm out rimming hipsters. Laughed so hard I fell off my chair. If you've ever rimmed a hipster you must let me know :)