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28 M Davis, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:02am
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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One time I accidentally ate an ant because I thought it was pepper on my sandwich. It tasted like a jalapeño.

Moral of the story: Things aren't always what they seem, and sometimes the little unpleasant surprises are what spice up your life.

I've sprained both my ankles at least once or twice a year playing volleyball or dancing. Earlier this year, I messed up the sesamoid in my right foot.

My talents are beyond astounding.
What I’m doing with my life
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Consuming pizza, wine, and beer at an alarming rate. Getting my master's and possibly gearing up for a Ph.D. Finding time to play more volleyball. Finding more people to offer hugs because oxytocin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Forgetting to respond to text messages
- Making homies, BFFS, and squirrelfriends.
- Karaoke-kamikaze-ing.
- Buffets.
- Homophone usage.
- Making lists.
- Unphotogenicism.
- Making up words.
- Pimping hoes.
- Consistency
- Irony.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably this thick mane on my head. It's unruly and stubborn. Girls like to touch it and I'm like, "sure...whatevs."

I'm chill, man.

I'm so the opposite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)" by Mindy Kaling is GENIUS.

Movies (not exhaustive):
- Sister Act II
- Billy Elliot
- Weekend
- The Harry Potter heptalogy
Coming-of-age movies, movies about dads, and military dramas always get me.

- The Mindy Project
- Brothers & Sisters
- The Americans
- Jeopardy
- RuPaul's Drag Race
- Teen Wolf
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Sherlock

- 90s R&B and Pop
- Neo-soul
- Singer/Songwriter-types
- Stevie Wonder
- Jason Mraz
- Whitney
- Mariah
- Raunchy female rappers
- Almost any acoustic cover of a mainstream pop song
- Club hits and one-hit-wonders

- FREE (I'm a grad student, folks—we take what we can get)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- The fambam and friends.
- Access to an Internet library of music while driving (Thanks, Spotify).
- Your hands and mine.
- A laugh track.
- My sold-out-arena concert voice when stuck in traffic or stopped at a red light.
- A well-formulated, well-executed, and well-placed pun/diss/read/insult.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Timing. Timing is everything. And my timing sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a horrible bout of FOMO.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My hidden talent is getting parking tickets.

Also, I have written papers drunkenly after a night at the bar and have received a disgustingly uncalled for rush of academic praise for them.
You should message me if
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You don't want to pay late fees and/or you want to save a ton of money on your car insurance.

You think I'm the bees' knees or the cat's meow.

You have a sweatshirt I can borrow.

You know how to spell "definitely" and "tomorrow."

You enjoy unintentional rhymes.