Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This one time, I accidentally ate an ant 'cause I thought it was a
pepper flake on my sandwich. It tasted like a jalapeño. Little
unpleasant surprises are what spice up your life.
I took a promotion at work and moved up to Seattle from California
in June. I tend to play a lot of volleyball, which has helped me
find some friends up here. Open gyms and leagues have been my
savior. Still, I'm actively looking to build more relationships
with good people who'll prove to me that I made that right decision
to uproot my whole life.
BFF (multiple) and BF (one) positions are open. Now accepting
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Consuming pizza, wine, and beer at an alarming rate. Getting my
master's and possibly gearing up for a Ph.D. Finding time to play
more volleyball. Finding more people to offer hugs because
UPDATE: Got my master's. I'm tired and ready to sleep, now.
Working "9 to 5," happy hour, indoor volleyball at Miller, outdoor
grass volleyball at Green Lake, group photos, funny faces...repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Forgetting to respond to text messages.
- Making homies, BFFs, and squirrelfriends.
- Homophone usage.
- Making lists.
- Making up words.
- Oxford commas.
- Pimping hoes.
- Attention to detail.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most likely my hair. It's thick and stubborn. Girls ask about it at
work. It gets weird, man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I hit that whistle note in "Sister Act II" one time (jealous?). I
was walking through a tunnel with friends and a guy on a bike
stopped to give me a round of applause.
I read half of "A Fault in Our Stars" by John Green because I
wanted to be all about that young adult genre hype. You
know...TFIOS, #TeamEdward, "I'm literally crying because feels
IRL," and all that jazz. But then I got busy, so I took the easy
way out and finished it via audiobook.
Every bar I walk into doesn't realize it's about to turn into
Movies? I'm down.
Food? I eat everything...especially when it's free.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
An auxiliary cord.
My intense and burning eye roll.
A pillow in-between my legs when asleep.
My hands in your messy hair.
My pen. I'm overly pedantic about pens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Timing. Timing is everything. And my timing sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a horrible bout of FOMO.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My hidden talent is getting parking tickets.
Also, I can get your money's worth in free breadsticks...or your
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're down for Netflix, tonight.
You're looking for your new best friend.
You need someone to teach you how to buffet.
"If you teach a man to fish, you don't deserve me at my
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