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29 Fairfield, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:38pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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One time I accidentally ate an ant because I thought it was pepper on my sandwich. It tasted like a jalapeño.

That incognito ant sacrificed his whole life to teach me a lesson:
Things aren't always what they seem, and sometimes the little unpleasant surprises are what spice up your life.

I've sprained both my ankles at least once or twice a year playing volleyball or dancing. Earlier this year, I messed up the sesamoid in my right foot.

My talents are beyond astounding.
What I’m doing with my life
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Consuming pizza, wine, and beer at an alarming rate. Getting my master's and possibly gearing up for a Ph.D. Finding time to play more volleyball. Finding more people to offer hugs because oxytocin.

UPDATE: Got my master's. I'm tired and ready to sleep, now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Forgetting to respond to text messages.
- Making homies, BFFs, and squirrelfriends.
- Karaoke-kamikaze-ing.
- Buffets.
- Homophone usage.
- Making lists.
- Unphotogenicism.
- Making up words.
- Pimping hoes.
- Consistency
- Attention to detail.
- Irony.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most likely my hair. It's thick and stubborn. Girls ask about it at work. It gets weird, man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I hit that whistle note in "Sister Act II" one time (jealous?). I was walking through a tunnel with friends and a guy on a bike stopped to give me a round of applause.

I read half of "A Fault in Our Stars" by John Green because I wanted to be all about that young adult genre hype. You know...TFIOS, #TeamEdward, "I'm literally crying because feels IRL," and all that jazz. But then I got busy, so I took the easy way out and finished it via audiobook.

Every bar I walk into doesn't realize it's about to turn into karaoke night.

Movies? I'm down.
Food? I eat everything...especially when it's free.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
An auxiliary cord.
My intense and burning eye roll.
Karaoke night.
A pillow in-between my legs when asleep.
My hands in your messy hair.
My pen. I'm overly pedantic about pens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Timing. Timing is everything. And my timing sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a horrible bout of FOMO.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hidden talent is getting parking tickets.

Also, I can get your money's worth in free breadsticks...or your money back.
You should message me if
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You think I'd make the perfect addition to your posse. And you imagine me, yourself, and your homies rolling deep into public places giving everyone stank eye. Like at a PTA meeting or daycare or something.

You enjoy someone nuzzling/cuddling/bothering you in the middle of the night while you are fast asleep. I'm into that cupcakey stuff at the most inconvenient of times. It's a problem.

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you teach a man how to fish. To the left, to the left."
-Winston Churchill

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