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28 M Davis, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 7:38pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I really dislike fixing my hair because it has the same personality as me: unique, but fussy. I've been told by hair stylists (and long I have noticed) that no matter what is done to the soft rug on my head, it'll 95% of the time do it's own thing.

I've sprained both my ankles at least once or twice a year playing volleyball or dancing. Early this year, I messed up the sesamoid in my right foot. My talent is astounding.

I'm a grad student with a passion for jokes that are only funny to the 1% of people who will ever read my research published in some obscure academic journal or conference publication. I also think puns are hilarious.

And fart noises, too. I just found out how comedic fart noises still are a week ago.

Go ahead and just make one. I'll wait.

It's funny, right?

I rest my case.
What I’m doing with my life
Consuming pizza, wine, and beer at an alarming rate. Getting my master's and possibly gearing up for a Ph.D. Finding time to play more volleyball. Finding more people to offer hugs.

You should too. It helps release oxytocin. And oxytocin makes you feel good. I read it on Buzzfeed. Must be true.
I’m really good at
- Forgetting to respond to text messages
- Making homies, BFFS, and squirrelfriends.
- Karaoke-kamikaze-ing.
- Buffets.
- Knowing when to use your/you're and there/their/they're.
- Making lists.
- Taking bad pictures.
- Ugly faces.
- Being highly unphotogenic.
- Pimping hoes.
- Consistency; putting periods at the end of statements which form a list
- Irony.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes and blond hair.


Probably this thick mane on my head. It's unruly and stubborn. Girls like to touch it. Didn't we discuss this already?

I'd like to think it's this winning, charismatic, humorous, and charming personality. But it's probably not because my blue eyes are so piercing once they are revealed under these blond locks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)" by Mindy Kaling is GENIUS.

Movies (not exhaustive):
- Sister Act II
- Billy Elliot
- Weekend
- The Harry Potter heptalogy
Coming-of-age movies, movies about dads, and military dramas always get me.

- Queer as Folk
- The Mindy Project
- Jeopardy
- RuPaul's Drag Race
- Teen Wolf
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Sherlock

- 90s R&B and Pop
- Neo-soul
- Singer/Songwriter-types
- Stevie Wonder
- Jason Mraz
- Whitney
- Mariah
- Raunchy female rappers
- Almost any acoustic cover of a mainstream pop song
- Club hits and one-hit-wonders

- FREE (I'm a grad student, folks—we take what we can get)
The six things I could never do without
- The fambam and friends.
- Access to an Internet library of music while driving (Thanks, Spotify).
- Your hands and mine.
- A laugh track.
- My sold-out-arena concert voice when stuck in traffic or stopped at a red light.
- A well-formulated, well-executed, and well-placed pun/diss/read/insult.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Timing. Timing is everything. And my timing sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a horrible bout of FOMO.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My hidden talent is getting parking tickets. I have written papers drunkenly after a night at the bar and have received a disgustingly uncalled for rush of academic praise for them.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't want to pay late fees and/or you want to save a ton of money on your car insurance.

You think I'm the bees' knees or the cat's meow.

You have a sweatshirt I can borrow.

You know how to spell "definitely" and "tomorrow."

Your mind is telling you "no," but your body, your body is telling you "yes." You really don't wanna hurt nobody, but there is something that you must...


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