30 Renton, WA
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My self-summary
This one time, I accidentally ate an ant 'cause I thought it was a pepper flake on my sandwich. It tasted like a jalapeño. Little unpleasant surprises are what spice up your life.

RIP, ant.
RIP, sandwich.

I took a promotion at work and moved up to Seattle from California in June. I tend to play a lot of volleyball, which has helped me find some friends up here. Open gyms and leagues have been my savior. Still, I'm actively looking to build more relationships with good people who'll prove to me that I made that right decision to uproot my whole life.

BFF (multiple) and BF (one) positions are open. Now accepting applications.
What I’m doing with my life
Consuming pizza, wine, and beer at an alarming rate. Getting my master's and possibly gearing up for a Ph.D. Finding time to play more volleyball. Finding more people to offer hugs because oxytocin.

UPDATE: Got my master's. I'm tired and ready to sleep, now.

Working "9 to 5," happy hour, indoor volleyball at Miller, outdoor grass volleyball at Green Lake, group photos, funny faces...repeat.
I’m really good at
- Forgetting to respond to text messages.
- Making homies, BFFs, and squirrelfriends.
- Karaoke-kamikaze-ing.
- Anecdotalism.
- Buffets.
- Homophone usage.
- Making lists.
- Unphotogenicism.
- Making up words.
- Oxford commas.
- Pimping hoes.
- Consistency
- Attention to detail.
- Irony.
The first things people usually notice about me
Most likely my hair. It's thick and stubborn. Girls ask about it at work. It gets weird, man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hit that whistle note in "Sister Act II" one time (jealous?). I was walking through a tunnel with friends and a guy on a bike stopped to give me a round of applause.

I read half of "A Fault in Our Stars" by John Green because I wanted to be all about that young adult genre hype. You know...TFIOS, #TeamEdward, "I'm literally crying because feels IRL," and all that jazz. But then I got busy, so I took the easy way out and finished it via audiobook.

Every bar I walk into doesn't realize it's about to turn into karaoke night.

Movies? I'm down.
Food? I eat everything...especially when it's free.
The six things I could never do without
An auxiliary cord.
The smell of fall.
Karaoke night.
Tortilla chips with my burritos.
My pen. I'm overly pedantic about pens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Timing. Timing is everything. And my timing sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a horrible bout of FOMO.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My hidden talent is getting parking tickets.

Also, I can get your money's worth in free breadsticks...or your money back.
You should message me if
You're down for Netflix, tonight.
You're looking for your new best friend.
You need someone to teach you how to buffet.

"If you teach a man to fish, you don't deserve me at my best."