Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One time I accidentally ate an ant because I thought it was pepper
on my sandwich. It tasted like a jalapeño.
Moral of the story: Things aren't always what they seem, but the
little surprises are what spice up your life.
I've sprained both my ankles at least once or twice a year playing
volleyball or dancing. Earlier this year, I messed up the sesamoid
in my right foot.
My talents are beyond astounding.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Consuming pizza, wine, and beer at an alarming rate. Getting my
master's and possibly gearing up for a Ph.D. Finding time to play
more volleyball. Finding more people to offer hugs because of
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Forgetting to respond to text messages
- Making homies, BFFS, and squirrelfriends.
- Homophone usage.
- Making lists.
- Taking bad pictures.
- Ugly faces.
- Being highly unphotogenic.
- Pimping hoes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably this thick mane on my head. It's unruly and stubborn.
Girls like to touch it and I'm like, "sure...whatevs."
I'm like...so chill, man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)" by Mindy
Kaling is GENIUS.
Movies (not exhaustive):
- Sister Act II
- Billy Elliot
- The Harry Potter heptalogy
Coming-of-age movies, movies about dads, and military dramas always
- Queer as Folk
- The Mindy Project
- RuPaul's Drag Race
- Teen Wolf
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- 90s R&B and Pop
- Stevie Wonder
- Jason Mraz
- Raunchy female rappers
- Almost any acoustic cover of a mainstream pop song
- Club hits and one-hit-wonders
- FREE (I'm a grad student, folks—we take what we can get)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- The fambam and friends.
- Access to an Internet library of music while driving (Thanks,
- Your hands and mine.
- A laugh track.
- My sold-out-arena concert voice when stuck in traffic or stopped
at a red light.
- A well-formulated, well-executed, and well-placed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Timing. Timing is everything. And my timing sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a horrible bout of FOMO.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hidden talent is getting parking tickets.
Also, I have written papers drunkenly after a night at the bar and
have received a disgustingly uncalled for rush of academic praise
I’m looking for
- Guys who like guys
- Ages 25–32
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't want to pay late fees and/or you want to save a ton of
money on your car insurance.
You think I'm the bees' knees or the cat's meow.
You have a sweatshirt I can borrow.
You know how to spell "definitely" and "tomorrow."
You enjoy unintentional rhymes.
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