Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! I'm Hannah. My last profile was verbose, so I've trimmed it
down to the important/interesting points.
Who I Am:
Strange, contemplative goth/hippie hybrid.
About 30 pounds heavier than I'd like to be. Actively working
towards my goal with kickboxing and monitoring what I eat (most of
the time). Would be lovely to find a fitness-oriented person for
Prone to existential crises and asking deep, often random questions
late at night.
Almost entirely independent. I have my own apartment with no
roommates, my own car, a full-time job, and I pay for all of my
bills and insurance.
What I Like:
Collecting beautiful things, especially artistic skulls. Not real
ones, just to clarify, but ones carved out of stone and other
media. I'm a magpie.
Lovely, evocative words and serial commas.
Cheap beer at outdoor concerts.
Long hair, freckles, and scars.
Tattoos and piercings.
The smell of old books.
Adventuring to random places, shows, restaurants, or other exciting
What I Don't Like:
Homophobia, racism, and discrimination of any kind.
Children. I will never have my own, and I'm not seeking to date
those who already have them.
Being blatantly ignored.
Do not message me if you are a single father, looking to cheat or
for a meaningless hookup, or are a couple looking for a third.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Proofreading for an advertising agency. Bumbling through life and
attempting to actually be a full-fledged adult.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and offering advice (when appropriate).
Baking chocolate chip cookies.
Dancing with little grace, but lots of enthusiasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my eyes are striking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Lord of the Rings
The Vampire Chronicles
Brave New World
The Red Tent
Kushiel's Legacy series
Most everything by Chuck Palahniuk
And many more. Always looking for recommendations.
I will watch basically anything, except for most romantic comedies
and gratuitously gory horror. Some of my favorites include:
Mad Max: Fury Road
Repo! The Genetic Opera
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Let the Right One In
Interview with the Vampire
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
The new Star Trek series
Mary and Max
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The Hobbit Trilogy
28 Days Later
It's Such a Beautiful Day
God Bless America
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Far too many to name. Again, always open to suggestions. My taste
is eclectic to say the least.
The Walking Dead
Game of Thrones
Classic 90's cartoons like Courage the Cowardly Dog and Ed, Edd, n
Eddy are fantastic too.
My taste in music doesn't make much sense either. I love everything
from Broadway musicals to classical to metal to pop. Some of my
favorite bands/artists are:
Five Finger Death Punch
In This Moment
Motionless in White
I also really enjoy some dubstep and anything that makes me want to
I love food. A lot. I'm not very picky, but I do have my favorites,
namely burritos, french fries, sushi, and grapes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My many insecurities.
My purpose in the world.
Traveling (one day, when I'm not so constricted by finances).
My ever-growing bucket list.
I'd be lying if I didn't say food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out getting into mischief with friends or being a couch
potato with Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a pretty bad OCD-anxiety disorder. I'm fully functional and
I can cope through even the worst moments, but it's still fairly
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want someone interesting and kind to talk to.
You're bored by convention.
You want to experience as much adventure and joy as you possibly
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