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31 El Paso, TX Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 23
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
High school
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat), LISP (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm Brad. I'm a terrifying giant. Roar. Except for the part where I'm actually a teddy bear. If asked, my friends would probably compare me to Disney's Stitch. Hyperactive, heart-of-gold, and a little too random to make much sense most of the time. Designed for destruction, but with a penchant for crepe paper streamers and cuddling.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have my own place in Bellevue. It's not much, it may be small, and broken, but it's home. I have a group of great friends, some good ones, and, luckily no arch-nemeses. I spend my days at work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty aces when it comes to shopping for presents. I'm not though, I just really like shopping, and cooking, and going for walks, and shopping, and shopping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm black. Really black. No, like really. I'm really black. If I walk down a dark hallway, and smile, people think they've gone to Wonderland and that I am the Cheshire Cat. It's pretty cool.

I'm also huge. Like scary imposing. Like you know, the guy from Green Mile. If you ever saw me in a dark alley, which you wouldn't because I'm so black, you'd be frightened. Then I would speak, and you would no longer be scared.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read. Reading is for pussies. That's a lie. I read. I just don't feel like typing the titles of obscure books that nobody else reads.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Oxygen.
2: A combination of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen.
3: Food.
4: Blood.
5: anime
6: Skin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Greek Gods. Anime. Lollipops. Gingers. The nature of the human soul. Alchemy. Angels and Demons. Magic. Magick, Magic the Gathering. Meteors. Mayans. Harry Potter....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am at work. I swear I do fun things too. Like go to parties and stuff. Or go for long walks on the ... Galvin Road. I'd say on the beach, but we're in Nebraska, and the only beaches are like the ones on The Simpsons, and probably have three eyed fish in them. Not cool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Heart.
You should message me if
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Really though, you should probably just message me. I'm pretty amazing. Or at least my mom thinks so. She says I'm cool. So, I believe it.