Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Brad. I'm a terrifying giant. Roar. Except for the part where
I'm actually a teddy bear. If asked, my friends would probably
compare me to Disney's Stitch. Hyperactive, heart-of-gold, and a
little too random to make much sense most of the time. Designed for
destruction, but with a penchant for crepe paper streamers and
What I’m doing with my life
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I have my own place in Bellevue. It's not much, it may be small,
and broken, but it's home. I have a group of great friends, some
good ones, and, luckily no arch-nemeses. I spend my days at work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty aces when it comes to shopping for presents. I'm not
though, I just really like shopping, and cooking, and going for
walks, and shopping, and shopping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm black. Really black. No, like really. I'm really black. If I
walk down a dark hallway, and smile, people think they've gone to
Wonderland and that I am the Cheshire Cat. It's pretty cool.
I'm also huge. Like scary imposing. Like you know, the guy from
Green Mile. If you ever saw me in a dark alley, which you wouldn't
because I'm so black, you'd be frightened. Then I would speak, and
you would no longer be scared.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read. Reading is for pussies. That's a lie. I read. I just
don't feel like typing the titles of obscure books that nobody else
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2: A combination of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Greek Gods. Anime. Lollipops. Gingers. The nature of the human
soul. Alchemy. Angels and Demons. Magic. Magick, Magic the
Gathering. Meteors. Mayans. Harry Potter....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am at work. I swear I do fun things
too. Like go to parties and stuff. Or go for long walks on the ...
Galvin Road. I'd say on the beach, but we're in Nebraska, and the
only beaches are like the ones on The Simpsons, and probably have
three eyed fish in them. Not cool.
You should message me if
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Really though, you should probably just message me. I'm pretty
amazing. Or at least my mom thinks so. She says I'm cool. So, I
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