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27 Astoria, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name is Angela. I've been told that if life were a movie or tv show, I'd be cast as the main character's best friend. I guess that's true as I'm pretty much the Rhoda to life's Mary Tyler-Moore.

I'm a genuine, down to earth person who likes to crack jokes and make people laugh, but I know when to be serious as well. Great conversation is a sexy thing. I love when a conversation sparks, no matter what the topic. I really enjoy good banter and witty people. Suffice it to say, It's more important that we can spend the night quoting "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," than who opens the door or picks up the bar tab.

As Billy Joel said: "I don’t want clever conversation, I never want to work that hard. I just want someone that I can talk to…" That’s really the most important thing.

Creativity is important to me. I've been writing and performing stand-up comedy for two years and was also involved in slam poetry in college. Music is also a great love of mine. In high school I sang and played the drums, and while it's been far too long since I've performed, listening to music remains a big passion. I don't know what I'd do if I had to go a day without listening to something.

I don't like superficiality or people who try to define what makes a person attractive. To me, the word attractive simply means: that which I'm attracted to. Aesthetics and standards of beauty have no real value when it comes to matters of the sparks between two people because the most fun part of a romantic encounter is how it defies all logic. People are like jazz music: the most interesting ones don't look good "on paper," but rather captivate you with their enigmatic qualities.
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from college with a B.S. Degree (literally) in English in 2009. I've been doing stand-up comedy in NYC for the past 4 years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking fast.

Making people laugh.

Kicking your ass at Beatles trivia.

Knowing too much about trivial things and knowing too little about the shit that actually matters.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height. My smile. My New Yawwwwwk accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I should probably note here that in college I was the kind of English major who scheduled her classes around which "Wishbone" episodes she saw as a kid. But I do enjoy biographies on famous people and when it comes to fiction some of my favorites include: The Women's Room, Of Mice And Men, The Little Prince, Flight, and The Catcher in the Rye. The last book I read was Illusions by Richard Bach and it was pretty amazing, so add that one to the list.

Movies: Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, (and everything Mel Brooks), all The Beatles movies, Goodfellas, Forrest Gump, Arthur (the original with Dudley Moore), Mr. Holland's Opus, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, A Fish Called Wanda, Rocky (I-V), Annie Hall, A Single Man, The King's Speech, and I'm also a sucker for really old movies from the 30's (The Wizard of OZ, Of Mice and Men, etc) and black and white films and all that stuff. I love all The Three Stooges shorts.

Music: John Lennon, The Beatles, Roy Orbison, Rod Stewart, Carole King, classic rock, jazz, etc. My taste in music is ridiculously eclectic. The stuff on my Ipod ranges from Miles Davis and Thelonious Monk to *NSYNC, to Billy Joel, to Simon & Garfunkel. Basically, the shuffle can go from "Take Five" to "Mambo No. 5," with a Vivaldi track in between. And maybe a little Nat King Cole or Frank Sinatra for good measure.

Food: Anything Italian, Mexican, Thai. To be honest I just love food in general. I'm always excited to try something I've never had before and I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The great mysteries of the what ever became of Mr. Turner on "Boy Meets World."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing stand-up comedy. Going out to a restaurant or bar. Staying in and watching a movie. Relaxing. It varies depending on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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-I cry at the end of "Shrek II."

-Those creepy anti-drug PSAs from the early 90s still scare the hell out of me.

-The theme song from "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" still gets me pumped up!

-As does watching The Undertaker jump over the top rope in the 1998 "Inferno Match". Yes, I was a tomboy as a kid, and yes, I'm still pissed that The Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania recently ended.
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You don't have a problem with dating a woman who is taller than you.