NJ native living in Chicago and not planning to leave anytime soon.
I’m a cheap and fun date but I can also get fancy when the mood is
right. My life is filled with sports and activities; so much so
that I don’t even have time to make my bed! (Not like I would
What I’m doing with my life
I have a great job downtown as a desktop technician at an
architecture firm. But as they say, I don’t live to work, I work to
live. I put in my full effort when in the office, but when I get
home I intend to enjoy my life and my youth.
I’m really good at
Making people happy and comfortable. I’m a great listener and good
story/joke teller. Come to me with your issues and I will crush
them with my mind-vise.
I’m also an extremely gifted athlete and would love to find more
people to play with. Ice hockey is my game, mainly. Now do you get
my username? Dangle? Huh? Ahhh of course you do.
The first things people usually notice about me
It’s possible they notice my harsh sense of humor. I never tone
this down because it’s part of who I am and we won’t get along if I
can’t make fun of you and vice versa. More than likely, though,
you’ll notice blue eyes but you can see that in my pics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Far too much to discuss in this small space. These are the ones I
can always watch/listen to no matter how many times I've seen/heard
TV: Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Community, Always Sunny,
Music: Cake, Carbon Leaf, Led Zeppelin, Adele, Ludacris
Movies: too many to list, usually comedies or psychological
George Carlin doesn't fit into any of these categories, but...
George Carlin. And several other comedians.
Suffice it to say for all of these categories: I’ll try anything
many times. Especially food. I love to eat.
The six things I could never do without
As a Buddhist poser, I cannot answer this.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Words. Origins and specific meanings. Also the stupid phrases we
use every day like "more than one way to skin a cat". Whotf needs
more than one?
Time. It keeps on slipping into the future. Meanwhile you're here
On a typical Friday night I am
Low-key bars or drinking at home, foosball, video games, quiet
night at home with friends. There really is no "typical".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My brother and I played this game where we would sit on the floor
with our legs spread and lob a tiny nerf football at each others'
junk. If you flinch, move, or block the ball, you lose and either
get slapped or take a shot of liquor. Yes, this game came about
while we were old enough to drink.
You should message me if
Now that I have your attention, message me because you're a strong
person who's not afraid to make the first move. I don't bite
(without express consent) and you've got nothing to lose.
I'm an ethical nonmonogamist, and I have a wonderful live-in
girlfriend. Please be cool with that.