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Angle_of_Dangle

27 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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NJ native living in Chicago and not planning to leave anytime soon. I’m a cheap and fun date but I can also get fancy when the mood is right. My life is filled with sports and activities; so much so that I don’t even have time to make my bed! (Not like I would anyway.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a great job downtown as a desktop technician at an architecture firm. But as they say, I don’t live to work, I work to live. I put in my full effort when in the office, but when I get home I intend to enjoy my life and my youth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people happy and comfortable. I’m a great listener and good story/joke teller. Come to me with your issues and I will crush them with my mind-vise.

I’m also an extremely gifted athlete and would love to find more people to play with. Ice hockey is my game, mainly. Now do you get my username? Dangle? Huh? Ahhh of course you do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It’s possible they notice my harsh sense of humor. I never tone this down because it’s part of who I am and we won’t get along if I can’t make fun of you and vice versa. More than likely, though, you’ll notice blue eyes but you can see that in my pics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Far too much to discuss in this small space. These are the ones I can always watch/listen to no matter how many times I've seen/heard it:
TV: Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Community, Always Sunny, Archer, Scrubs
Music: Cake, Carbon Leaf, Led Zeppelin, Adele, Ludacris
Movies: too many to list, usually comedies or psychological thrillers

Suffice it to say for all of these categories: I’ll try anything many times. Especially food. I love to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
As a Buddhist poser, I cannot answer this.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words. Origins and specific meanings. Also the stupid phrases we use every day like "more than one way to skin a cat". Whotf needs more than one?

Time. It keeps on slipping into the future. Meanwhile you're here getting Steve-Miller-rolled.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Low-key bars or drinking at home, foosball, video games, quiet night at home with friends. There really is no "typical".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My brother and I played this game where we would sit on the floor with our legs spread and lob a tiny nerf football at each others' junk. If you flinch, move, or block the ball, you lose and either get slapped or take a shot of liquor. Yes, this game came about while we were old enough to drink.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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SEX!

Now that I have your attention, message me because you're a strong person who's not afraid to make the first move. I don't bite (without express consent) and you've got nothing to lose.

I'm an ethical nonmonogamist. Please be cool with that.