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28 • Chicago, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 19–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 6:21pm
- 5′ 6″ (1.68m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
- Graduated from university
- Open relationship
- Strictly non-monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and has cats
I’m also an extremely gifted athlete and would love to find more people to play with. Ice hockey is my game, mainly. Now do you get my username? Dangle? Huh? Ahhh of course you do.
TV: Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Community, Always Sunny, Archer, Scrubs
Music: Cake, Carbon Leaf, Led Zeppelin, Adele, Ludacris
Movies: too many to list, usually comedies or psychological thrillers
George Carlin doesn't fit into any of these categories, but... George Carlin. And several other comedians.
Suffice it to say for all of these categories: I’ll try anything many times. Especially food. I love to eat.
Time. It keeps on slipping into the future. Meanwhile you're here getting Steve-Miller-rolled.
Now that I have your attention, message me because you're a strong person who's not afraid to make the first move. I don't bite (without express consent) and you've got nothing to lose.
I'm an ethical nonmonogamist, and I have a wonderful live-in girlfriend. Please be cool with that.
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