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AngryTetris

22 M Erlanger, KY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My name is John. I'm a video/board/card gamer, a conversationalist, EDM lover, and butt enthusiast.

Gencon 2014 anyone?

✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

I'm squeamish. I hate the chase, and I'm overly shy on the approach. I'm a nervous wreck on making a good first impression, but I really ease up after that. My organizational skills are based upon my passion for what's being organized. I enjoy a little bit of vodka or a cigar maybe once or twice a month. I love hookah. Hello Kitty is awesome. I prefer pens to pencils, but I'll make an exception for lead pencils. I'd like to think I'm romantic, but I've never had many chances to dis/prove it. I very much dislike being unprepared. I giggle at the number 69. I've got a quick wit, and seem to always find the better side of things. I like butts more than oxygen. I have terrible eyesight, and I wear contacts. Penguins are my favorite animals, quickly followed by cats. My text and message tones are usually video game sounds. I hate shaving, but I also hate the feeling of my facial/pubic/armpit hair on me. If I'm not listening to music, it's because I'm totally involved in what I'm doing and forgot the music turned off. I have trouble letting go. I also have trouble picking up, throwing down, and throwing up. EnFP. My hand writing looks like that of a chicken with epilepsy at a laser light show. I receive way more inspiration and deliciousness than one should from a fortune cookie. I'm colorblind. I enjoy casual conversation about sex, as well as casual sex. I'm a natural at math. My memory is very spotty. I love the taste of envelope glue. I cry often.

My other social media. If you're going to stalk me, at least say hello.

angrytetris.tumblr.com
facebook.com/angrytetris
twitter.com/angrytetris
steamcommunity.com/id/angrytetris
twitch.tv/angrytetris/
kik : angrytetris
What I’m doing with my life
Money Makin', trying to spend my free time the best I can with the shreds of dollars I have. #responsibility
I’m really good at
I'm a people pleaser. Unfortunately right now, mainly me. This involves copious amounts of zebra cakes, Red Bull and DOTA2.

But in all seriousness, I go well out of my way to make others happy, in hopes they will return the favor when I need it most. I'm always smiling, and trying to make the best of out the worst. If you don't laugh at least once every time you're around me, (insert dire consequences)

I'm also a master at logical/strategy games. In middle school, I was a huge chess player, and now I'm into strategy boardgames. (Euro games if you're familiar with the term.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Visually: My eyes
Vocally: Wow, he won't shut the hell up... but he's got a decent sense of humor, he's not an idiot, and he can hold a conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm not much of a reader. I wish I had the attention span and memory, because books are wonderful, but it always seems once I either set the book down or get about 30-40 pages in I forget everything that has happened. I have read Fahrenheit 451, and a few graphic novels.

Movies: Comedy. NEVER horror, unless you are going to hold me and/or give me a change of pants. That being said, Shawn of the dead is awesome.

Shows: Comedy, cartoons. It's Always Sunny, South Park, Workaholics, similar things. I don't watch much t.v. on my own, but I do enjoy it.

Music: I mainly listen to EDM, but I still remember my roots (Modest Mouse, OkGo, Muse, SOAD, QotSA, and other various metal/rock) and appreciate *most* music. I mainly dabble in Electro, Complextro, Moombahton, Trap, House and Hardstyle. If we connect on music, we will be good friends. Mord Fustang, Dillon Francis, Felix Cartal, Lazy Rich, OVERWERK, Delta Heavy, Laidback Luke, Knife Party, Deadmau5, etc.

Artists I've seen live (mostly in order): Joe Garston, Mt. Eden, Alvin Risk, Kaskade, Le Castlevania, Arty, Madeon, Bingo Players, Eric Prydz, Flosstradamaus, Dillon Francis, Mord Fustang, Feed Me, Alvaro, Quintino, Tommy Trash, Tiesto, RL Grime, Baauer, Alex Metric, Oliver, Zedd, Candyland, Seven Lions, Krewella

Food: Yes. Sushi, chicken, bacon, chocolate, sugar, coffee, cheesecake. I work at a pizza place, so I eat a lot of it, but it never gets old.
The six things I could never do without
Internet and internet accessories
Masturbation/Autoerotica/Sex
Hello Kitty
Wallet + Phone + Keys + Sunglasses
Music
BUTTS <3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Game design. It's a personal goal/dream to develop a board/card/video game that people I've never met will enjoy. I don't want to necessarily be famous for it, but it would be a great feeling to know that I've connected in a good way with complete strangers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing games on tables. Our group of friends hangs out for board games and other nerdy past times.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll answer most every question with a direct and honest answer... but if I had to say something, it's that I think about love way too much. I'm a hopeless romantic. And my penis's name is Cake.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you are the type to message first, you're probably my type.

all these visitors and me with no messages

And you'll entirely make my day. Like, seriously, I'll be so incredibly ecstatic to receive your message.

If you wanna cuddle!