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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 2:59pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My name is John. I'm a video/board/card gamer, a conversationalist, EDM lover, and butt enthusiast.

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I'm squeamish. I hate the chase, and I'm overly shy on the approach. I'm a nervous wreck on making a good first impression, but I really ease up after that. My organizational skills are based upon my passion for what's being organized. I enjoy a little bit of vodka or a cigar maybe once or twice a month. I love hookah. Hello Kitty is awesome. I prefer pens to pencils, but I'll make an exception for lead pencils. I'd like to think I'm romantic. I very much dislike being unprepared. I giggle at the number 69. I've got a quick wit, and seem to always find the better side of things. I like butts more than oxygen. I have terrible eyesight, and I wear contacts. Penguins are my favorite animals, quickly followed by cats. My text and message tones are usually video game sounds. I hate shaving, but I also hate the feeling of my facial/pubic/armpit hair on me. If I'm not listening to music, it's because the place I'm streaming from thinks I'm no longer there. I have trouble letting go. I also have trouble picking up, throwing down, and throwing up. EnFP. My hand writing looks like that of a chicken with epilepsy at a laser light show. I receive way more inspiration and deliciousness than one should from a fortune cookie. I'm colorblind. I enjoy casual conversation about sex, as well as casual sex. I'm a natural at math. My memory is very spotty. I love the taste of envelope glue.

My other social media. If you're going to stalk me, at least say hello.
kik : angrytetris
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Same thing we do every day Pinky.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a people pleaser. Unfortunately right now, mainly me.

But in all seriousness, I go well out of my way to make others happy, in hopes they will return the favor when I need it most. I'm always smiling, and trying to make the best of out the worst. If you don't laugh at least once every time you're around me, (insert dire consequences)

I'm also a master at logical/strategy games. In middle school, I was a huge chess player, and now I'm into strategy boardgames. (Euro games if you're familiar with the term.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm not much of a reader. I wish I had the attention span and memory, because books are wonderful, but it always seems once I either set the book down or get about 30-40 pages in I forget everything that has happened. I have read Fahrenheit 451, and a few graphic novels.

Movies: Comedy. NEVER horror, unless you are going to hold me and/or give me a change of pants. That being said, Shawn of the dead is awesome.

Shows: Comedy, cartoons. It's Always Sunny, South Park, Workaholics, similar things. I don't watch much t.v. on my own, but I do enjoy it.

Music: I mainly listen to EDM, but I still remember my roots (Modest Mouse, OkGo, Muse, SOAD, QotSA, and other various metal/rock) and appreciate *most* music. I mainly dabble in Electro, Complextro, Moombahton, Trap, Deep House, Tech House, Progressive and Minimal. If we connect on music, we will be good friends. Mord Fustang, Dillon Francis, Felix Cartal, Lazy Rich, OVERWERK, Delta Heavy, Laidback Luke, Knife Party, Deadmau5, etc.

Artists I've seen live (mostly in order): Joe Garston, Mt. Eden, Alvin Risk, Kaskade, Le Castlevania, Arty, Madeon, Bingo Players, Eric Prydz, Flosstradamaus, Dillon Francis, Mord Fustang, Feed Me, Alvaro, Quintino, Tommy Trash, Tiesto, RL Grime, Baauer, Alex Metric, Oliver, Zedd, Candyland, Seven Lions, Krewella, What So Not, Dillion Francis(again), Skrillex.

Food: Yes. Sushi, chicken, bacon, chocolate, sugar, coffee, cheesecake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet and internet accessories
Masturbation and Sex
Hello Kitty
Wallet + Phone + Keys + Sunglasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Game design. It's a personal goal/dream to develop a board/card/video game that people I've never met will enjoy. I don't want to necessarily be famous for it, but it would be a great feeling to know that I've connected in a good way with complete strangers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting drunk and playing DOTA2. #spraytown
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll answer most every question with a direct and honest answer, so ask what you want to know.
And my penis's name is Cake.
You should message me if
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If you are the type to message first, you're probably my type.

And you'll entirely make my day. Like, seriously, I'll be so incredibly ecstatic to receive your message.

If you wanna talk about Pandemic Legacy