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23 • Erlanger, KY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Apr 15
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of university
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
I'm squeamish. I hate the chase, and I'm overly shy on the approach. I'm a nervous wreck on making a good first impression, but I really ease up after that. My organizational skills are based upon my passion for what's being organized. I enjoy a little bit of vodka or a cigar maybe once or twice a month. I love hookah. Hello Kitty is awesome. I prefer pens to pencils, but I'll make an exception for lead pencils. I'd like to think I'm romantic, but I've never had many chances to dis/prove it. I very much dislike being unprepared. I giggle at the number 69. I've got a quick wit, and seem to always find the better side of things. I like butts more than oxygen. I have terrible eyesight, and I wear contacts. Penguins are my favorite animals, quickly followed by cats. My text and message tones are usually video game sounds. I hate shaving, but I also hate the feeling of my facial/pubic/armpit hair on me. If I'm not listening to music, it's because I'm totally involved in what I'm doing and forgot the music turned off. I have trouble letting go. I also have trouble picking up, throwing down, and throwing up. EnFP. My hand writing looks like that of a chicken with epilepsy at a laser light show. I receive way more inspiration and deliciousness than one should from a fortune cookie. I'm colorblind. I enjoy casual conversation about sex, as well as casual sex. I'm a natural at math. My memory is very spotty. I love the taste of envelope glue. I cry often.
My other social media. If you're going to stalk me, at least say hello.
kik : angrytetris
But in all seriousness, I go well out of my way to make others happy, in hopes they will return the favor when I need it most. I'm always smiling, and trying to make the best of out the worst. If you don't laugh at least once every time you're around me, (insert dire consequences)
I'm also a master at logical/strategy games. In middle school, I was a huge chess player, and now I'm into strategy boardgames. (Euro games if you're familiar with the term.)
Vocally: Wow, he won't shut the hell up... but he's got a decent sense of humor, he's not an idiot, and he can hold a conversation.
Movies: Comedy. NEVER horror, unless you are going to hold me and/or give me a change of pants. That being said, Shawn of the dead is awesome.
Shows: Comedy, cartoons. It's Always Sunny, South Park, Workaholics, similar things. I don't watch much t.v. on my own, but I do enjoy it.
Music: I mainly listen to EDM, but I still remember my roots (Modest Mouse, OkGo, Muse, SOAD, QotSA, and other various metal/rock) and appreciate *most* music. I mainly dabble in Electro, Complextro, Moombahton, Trap, Deep House, Tech House, Progressive and Minimal. If we connect on music, we will be good friends. Mord Fustang, Dillon Francis, Felix Cartal, Lazy Rich, OVERWERK, Delta Heavy, Laidback Luke, Knife Party, Deadmau5, etc.
Artists I've seen live (mostly in order): Joe Garston, Mt. Eden, Alvin Risk, Kaskade, Le Castlevania, Arty, Madeon, Bingo Players, Eric Prydz, Flosstradamaus, Dillon Francis, Mord Fustang, Feed Me, Alvaro, Quintino, Tommy Trash, Tiesto, RL Grime, Baauer, Alex Metric, Oliver, Zedd, Candyland, Seven Lions, Krewella, What So Not, Dillion Francis(again), Skrillex.
Food: Yes. Sushi, chicken, bacon, chocolate, sugar, coffee, cheesecake.
Wallet + Phone + Keys + Sunglasses
all these visitors and me with no messages
And you'll entirely make my day. Like, seriously, I'll be so incredibly ecstatic to receive your message.
If you wanna cuddle!
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