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25 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Handsome adult starting a career in newspapers. Other than that, great long-term decision-maker. Major at UCLA was political science plus a minor in Russian studies. U.S.-Canadian dual citizen and therefore international man of mystery.

I'm told I am funny, smart and sensitive. I hope that's what you're looking for! If not, I'm also a pretty good actor, so you don't have an excuse.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, newspaper copy editing. By night, freelance copy editing. It's like if Clark Kent's alter ego were also Clark Kent.

But really, is there anything more dashing and exciting than a freelance copy editor? Your knight on a white horse is here, and he's gonna undangle your participles all night long.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Growing bitchin' sideburns.

Copy editing. Grammar, spelling, punctuation, Associated Press style, factual accuracy, syntax and overall flow. Resisting the urge to write "A night to remember" as the headline for a story on the annual Alzheimer's Gala.

Explaining curling to people. Explaining hockey to people. Rationalizing my hockey superstitions. Injuring myself in celebration after the Kings beat the Blackhawks (ask me about my bone bruise).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bitchin' sideburns and a Jewfro. Also, half of people immediately know I'm Jewish; half never figure it out and have to be told. Which are you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hockey is my book, movie, show, music and food. I like wasting my money on tickets to go see it. I like arguing about goaltenders. I love Slovenia and its best/only export, Anze Kopitar aka Raccoon Jesus. I like growing a beard in the spring.

If I read a book that's not about hockey, there's a good chance it's post-apocalyptic fiction, or Stephen King, or both. "The Stand" really set the bar high. Grew up with Harry Potter (unique, right?) and Arthur C. Clarke. I'm going to read "American Gods" really soon I promise guys it's on my nightstand no for real.

My reigning champion favorite-song-ever is "Tonight, Tonight" by Smashing Pumpkins.

My Steam library is several dozen games larger than it should be.

I like my food hearty/bland, which is why I studied abroad in Russia. Did you know that Russians eat pizza with forks?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Essentials: food, water, shelter, hockey, etc.
2. Love and affection
3. Hockey
4. Grammar
5. Hockey
6. Math skills
7. Hockey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, partly because I care and partly because I find it a thrilling blood sport. Did I mention I was a copy editor?

Also the Stanley Cup. (SHINY SHINY and it has my city's name on it n̶o̶w! AGAIN!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Copy editing. Journalism is an unstoppable juggernaut. Or possibly at a bar with journalism co-workers, complaining about journalism.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can sing all of Elephant Love Medley if challenged.

I had an Avril Lavigne phase when I was in middle school, though I'm proud to say I always hated "Sk8er Boi."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not intimidated by basic grammar standards. I do tear people's writing apart at my job, but OKCupid isn't my job.

You want someone to take you to hockey games and pay for the outrageously expensive Parmesan fries. Or if you're a Ducks fan who can admit that Corey Perry is a douche, because I can admit he's a good hockey player.

If perfect copy, complete with catchy headline and a concise lede, gets you hot and bothered.