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AngusAwesome

24 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Handsome adult starting a career in newspapers. Other than that, great long-term decision-maker. Major at UCLA was political Science plus a minor in Russian Studies. U.S.-Canadian dual citizen, so ... international man of mystery?

I'm told I am funny, smart and sensitive. I hope that's what you're looking for! If not, I'm also a pretty good actor, so you actually don't have an excuse now.
What I’m doing with my life
By day, newspaper copy editing. By night, freelance copy editing. It's like if Clark Kent's alter ego were also Clark Kent.

But really, is there anything more dashing and exciting than a freelance copy editor? Your knight on a white horse is here, and he's gonna undangle your participles all night long.
I’m really good at
Growing bitchin' sideburns.

Copy editing. Grammar, spelling, punctuation, Associated Press style, factual accuracy, syntax and overall flow. Resisting the urge to write "A night to remember" as the headline for a story on the annual Alzheimer's Gala

Explaining curling to people. Explaining hockey to people. Defending my hockey superstitions. Injuring myself in celebration after the Kings beat the Blackhawks.
The first things people usually notice about me
Bitchin' sideburns and a Jewfro. Also, half of people immediately know I'm Jewish; half never figure it out and have to be told. Which are you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hockey is my book, movie, show, music and food. I like wasting my money on tickets to go see it. I like arguing about goaltenders. I love Slovenia and its primary export, Anze Kopitar aka Raccoon Jesus. I like growing a beard in the spring.

My reigning champion favorite-song-ever is "Tonight, Tonight" by Smashing Pumpkins.

My Steam library is several dozen games larger than it should be.

I like my food hearty/bland, which is why I studied abroad in Russia. Did you know that Russians eat pizza with forks?
The six things I could never do without
1. Interwebs
2. Essentials: food, water, shelter, hockey, etc.
3. Love and affection
4. Hockey
5. Grammar
6. Hockey
7. Math skills
7. Hockey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, partly because I care and partly because I find it a thrilling blood sport. Did I mention I was a copy editor?

Also the Stanley Cup. (SHINY SHINY and it has my city's name on it now!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Copy editing. Journalism is an unstoppable juggernaut.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can sing all of Elephant Love Medley if challenged.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You realize that anything intimidating in this profile was intended to be charming. I do tear people's writing apart at my job, but OKCupid isn't my job.

You want someone to take you to hockey games and pay for the outrageously expensive parmesan fries. Or if you're a Ducks fan who can admit that Corey Perry is a douche, because I can admit he's a good hockey player.

If perfect copy, complete with catchy headline and a concise lede, gets you hot and bothered.

If The Road, The Postman or Lucifer's Hammer are any of your favorite books; I love post-apocalyptic everything.