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30 M Brighton, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

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5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
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Who needs a chubby boyfriend for the winter? I can cook.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm fixin stuff, plumbing, riding bikes, playing with my band, making art and music. I have fun. I work tirelessly to be a better person. The candle burns at both ends, that kinda thing. I'm looking to build a life of total independence.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Standing up straight. Listening. Try me! I was a bicycle mechanic for YEARS I still do it as a hobby, so if you need a tune up I'm your man. I charge a chicken dinner, a case of GOOD beer or an equal service. Plumbing ... It ain't that easy. You gotta gimmie something more. I'm fantastic at impressions, I do accents well. My dream job is to be a voice actor. What are we talking about?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm eccentric, I don't think of it that way, but I've come to accept it. I'm a damn sore thumb.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut. I like to read Tom Robbins, Fitzgerald, Updike and Hemmingway too.

I watch mostly cartoons like Archer and Adventure Time. I have a Ren&Stimpy tattoo if that tells you anything.

I am a garbage disposal, I'll eat anything. I get really hungry when I see that bizarre foods show. I LOVE to cook. Mexican is my favorite.

Music: I saw The Breeders, The DeadMilkmen and The Walkmen so far this year. I also love the Rolling Stones, Death, Ramones, Joy Division, XTC, Them, The Sonics, Britney Spears whatever. Music is what I do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't say. I think I'll be ok.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tuna melts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show. Rock and roll is really the greatest invention of man next to seedless oranges.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I gnaw on my cuticles. Icky habit, especially for a mechanic. (Dirty hands)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're weird, know how to get weird. If this makes no sense to you, I'm not your man.

Also I'm partial to tomboys.

Lastly I work crazy hours. (6am-2) so workaholics welcome.