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AnimalsWithHats

22 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wish I had the ability to project confetti from my hands at will. I could end a joke with a blast of confetti to someone's face. Then the confetti poofs out of existence after ten seconds, so no one has to clean it up.

At first I'm sort of quiet and awkward, but after you get to know me I'm goofy and awkward. I enjoy doing things that pop into my head such as quoting Schwarzenegger movies when pertinent, looking up funny pick up lines in sign language, or pretending I'm a crab when I cross the street so I can stare down people waiting for the light to change.

I like to spend my time having fun. I know that isn't very descriptive, but it's hard to describe how I interact with my friends because it usually never encompasses the same things. We'll often be sitting around cracking jokes, or talking about semi-serious topics with humorous undertones.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to figure out what to do with my life, but I'm not exactly sure.
Other than that I spent most of my time joking around with friends and roommates, or playing video games.
Or I'll be daydreaming about Matt Smith...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I put forth way more effort than anyone ever should just to get my friends to laugh, no matter how much of a fool I look like afterwords. From making weird faces, weird noises, or just plain embarrassing myself in public.
And video games. I'm pretty good at video games, but the only thing that does for me is makes me look cool on the internet. I lied, it actually doesn't work like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm extremely shy at first, and can take me a little bit to warm up to people. But when I do, people realize how weird I am. I'm very animated when I speak, even about strange subjects like the story of the person who pooped in the hallway of my apartment building.
People also tend to notice that I am usually pretty weird. Usually because of the bizarre things I do to try and make people laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books. I've read quite a few books that I really enjoyed, and would re-read. But none really stand out as my favorite.

My favorite movie is probably... Well, same thing as above. I really adore Wes Anderson and Hayao Miyazaki.

And as for music, my tastes in music are very wide. From 90s pop and alt/rock, to ska punk. My favorite song changes sporadically, a few recent ones have been Beggin' - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, Surrender - Cheap Trick, Everybody Talks - Neon Trees, Float On - Modest Mouse and it doesn't stop there.

I recently watched all of Doctor Who from Eccleston on. And I loved it, particularly Matt Smith.

Well, you sure just learned a lot about me...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Laughter
2. My good friends
3. Food
4. Music
5. Video games
6. Movies

Those are probably the most cliche answers for a 21 year old white male. So, I'll put some explanation into this.
Everything is better with laughter. I love to laugh, and try my best to make others laugh. I try to spend as much time as I can with my close friends, and love them to death. They're my family as far as I'm concerned.
The next few are close to tied, so I'm not really sure on the ordering for them. Anyway, I like learning new things, especially cooking. I like to think of weird or strange recipes that sound good in my head, then research about them or similar recipes and try to make them. Going out for food is great, anything from pizza to sushi.
I almost always have music playing, when I'm not sleeping that is.
I spend a lot of my free time on video games to keep myself occupied and have some effortless fun. But because of my love of learning, I end up spending more time than I feel like I should trying to get better at them are looking up things about them.
Then movies... I really like to sit down and watch movies, anything from the most serious movies to mystery science theater 3000.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bizarre superpower ideas, food I want to eat, or the pros and cons of living in a permanent blanket fort.

What it would be like to be a camp counselor not just during the summer.

What my life would be like if it was a sitcom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably sitting around with my close friends playing video games, or drinking, or both?

Maybe by myself on the internet and thinking about whatever weird thing hits me next. Like moving to Iceland to live on a small sheep farm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm going to get a dog just so I can name it Travis Barker, and we can be best friends forever.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you like crossing a street like a crab and doing other weird things that pop into your head.
Or if you wish you could be so grossly incandescent.
Send me a message, what's the worst that could happen?