Hi, I'm Keely. I talk to strangers, they have an affinity for
sharing their deepest inner problems with me. Who knows. I nom on
Little Caesers and get free breadsticks from illusive guido
hotties. Sometimes I sing Violent Femmes in the shower when I feel
angsty. Vegans are ridiculous.
^I didn't write that. Apparently this is a prime example of
people's impressions of me. I'll take what I can get.
Disclaimer: If you're looking for some glorious mega-babe with DD's
who's just naturally sexy; I'm not it. If you enjoy awkward, silly
little (hopefully adorable) nerdy girls with wavy ruby locks and
big smiles, please proceed.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a preschool teacher and that's how I afford my 40's and cheap
champagne. I do a lot of research regarding international refugee
I’m really good at
Huh. Well, if this doesn't make me feel cocky, then I don't know
what would. I'm awesome at ensuring the people around me have a
super duper time. I'm also pretty good at Yoshi's Story; serious
bragging-rights right there. I also paint, draw, and sculpt; I
don't want to say I'm really good at it, but it's something I enjoy
and do a lot of.
The first things people usually notice about me
I suppose it depends on whether they're looking at me from the front or the back. I have lips the size of Jupiter and my booty is pretty out of this world.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love books in general. When I was a youngster, I watched Beauty
& the Beast over and over again because Belle is a mega-babe
and she's smart; I fell in love with the idea of having a library
of my own. I love the Lord of the Rings trilogy and think the film
adaptations are remarkable as well. I can quote Fight Club until I
turn blue. I watch a lot of foreign films and whatnot. Music
wise.... I'm still stuck in the 90's and always sing along with the
Nirvana CD that never leaves my stereo. Food. I dig that stuff.
Except onions... Those are yucky... Onyucky. Oh, Korean food makes
my mouth asplode with delight and ice cream mochi makes me squeal
like a little girl.
The six things I could never do without
Wine, books, my pets: a cute kitty named Bowie and a sassy bunny named Pancake, high fives, grunge, and sushi.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Spaceships and moon fairies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing my booty off, striving for the glorious title of "queen of the dance floor." Until someone pukes, then I'm holding their hair for them and making them laugh between gastro-intestinal spasms.
You should message me if
You're not a cyborg.
Also, if you feel inclined to say anything regarding my lips in
relation to your penis, lemme stop you right there. Congrats on not
being a eunuch.