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30 F Rochester, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm the type of person who will stop to smell flowering trees, go to the beach and dig a hole in the sand for an hour, chase flocks of birds, or walk in a zigzag to step on as many crunchy leaves as possible.

I've got a pretty broad sense of humor spanning a huge variety of topics. If I read or hear a joke I don't understand, I will go look up why it was funny so I can laugh at similar jokes/topics in the future. This has worked surprisingly well!

I'm having an affair with the color orange. No seriously. Most people "like" a color, or have a "favorite". I am so far beyond that. I see some piece of garbage thing in a store, it doesn't matter what it is or if I need/can use it, or even if I WANT the damn thing, but if it's orange I get all 5-year-old grabbyhands for it. Mineminemine.

I love to travel. Canada, Mexico, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand so far!

Currently I'm very actively fascinated by cosmology, astronomy, and astrophysics. String theory, M-theory, the big bang, bubble universes, dark matter/energy, black holes, etc. I cannot get enough of it. I still don't fully understand most of it, but I think that mental challenge makes me enjoy it more.

The 80's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon is, despite it's poor quality control, one of the best shows ever made.

I like pets! I have a ball python, a leopard gecko, a black cat, and a Shiba Inu (which is a dog).
What I’m doing with my life
Working in IT support. I enjoy helping people and they enjoy me helping them. Not sure yet if this is my dream job/career, but I'm really happy with my current employer, coworkers, and I enjoy the customer accounts I work on.

Not ruling out a potential future career change, though. I've been looking into going back to school for biology/chemistry/geology to study birds, dinosaurs, and their relationship to each other. (I FREAKING LOVE DINOSAURS!) On hold at the moment due to time/money constraints, but not abandoned completely.

Going to San Diego Comic Con every year and having a blast.

I'm actually pretty sedentary when left to my own devices, but I do enjoy regular shenanigans and adventures.
I’m really good at
Enjoying the little things. Not crying during sad scenes on tv (character death). Crying during happy scenes on tv (Extreme Home Makeover).

Making people laugh. Buying toys. Making up elaborate back-stories for mundane events.

Going on adventures!

Calculating the airspeed velocities of unladen swallows.

Using imagination.
The first things people usually notice about me
I really like the color orange.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Brave New World
Jurassic Park
A Song of Fire and Ice
Howl's Moving Castle

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Fifth Element
While You Were Sleeping
Jurassic Park
Spirited Away

Doctor Who
The Walking Dead
Robot Chicken
The Mighty Boosh
Top Gear
Game of Thrones
RuPaul's Drag Race
Nickelodeon's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Music: Pretty much everything, with a special preference for:
80's and 90's pop/rock
Movie, tv, and video game scores/soundtracks
Folksy rock (Mumford and Sons, OneRepublic)
'Geeky' music (Chameleon Circuit, Jonathan Coulton, OC Remixes)

Food: Comfort food! (and Vinegar!)
Buffalo chicken anything (wings, dip, fingers, subs)
Deviled eggs
Shepherd's Pie

The six things I could never do without
1.) My stuff (I'm like a magpie)
2.) My 7 pairs of Forever Lazy onesie pajamas
3.) Naps
4.) Vinegar
5.) A good laugh occasionally (the kind where you laugh until you cry and your stomach/sides hurt from it)
6.) White blood cells
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, traveling the world, dark matter, elaborate post-apocalyptic scenarios, what my other selves are doing if there are multiple layers of alternate universes, what it would be like to be a boy for a day. Planning my defense in case of a zombie uprising.

Where I'd go first if I was suddenly presented with the opportunity to travel through space and time (preferably in a TARDIS).

Why aren't beavers called woodchucks, given that they actually chuck wood?
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing and watching Netflix or playing video games.
Surfing the internets.

Dinner and/or a movie with friends.
Board game night. (Alcohol + Cards Against Humanity is the best)
Low-key party/get together at a friend's house.
Arts and Farts and Crafts Night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time in elementary school (around 3rd grade) I had to go to the bathroom really bad. It was during recess and the lunch aid wouldn't let me go inside, so I sat down and purposely peed my pants just to spite her.
3rd grader: 1, Lunch aid: 0, Pants: -1

It bothers me when people abbreviate Doctor Who as Dr. Who.

It drives me nuts if the plates/bowls in the cupboard are not stacked according to size/shape.

Sometimes while attempting to speak to friends in public places, I will accidentally make eye contact with strangers and announce inane activities I'd done that day, such as eating a sandwich.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like dinosaurs. You want to drink Bailey's from a shoe and do some watercolor painting. Your Horde group needs a hunter for their Oondasta/Nalak/Sha group.

You like a girl who can and will pay for her own dinner or coffee.

You don't have things like "I like casual sex" in your profile, or are looking for just a fuck-buddy.

Tuesday is coming and you didn't bring your coat.

You are looking for or offering a hand to hold while having grand adventures.