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23 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 20
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
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My favorite type of people tend to be those who appreciate banter and sarcasm as much as deep conversation and are recklessly passionate about whatever it is they do. I enjoy discussing social issues, playing soccer, badass timpani rolls, green vegetables, TV dramas, Golden Age musicals, running long distances while listening to good music, Pittsburgh, and feminism.

Someone once messaged me and told me that my profile was so well written I could get it published, and that was honestly the best compliment I have ever received.

What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to change the world, obviously.

I work in theatre. Not an actor.
I’m really good at
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Dramatically performing pop songs, amongst other unneccessary skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
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In my senior year of high school I was voted "best eyes" at the cast party for our school musical, which I think this is a solid barometer for which to gauge how society sees me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Freedom, To Kill A Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, Night, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Our Town, Bossypants, Harry Potter

Birdman, Skeleton Twins, Beginners, Her, Midnight in Paris, Annie Hall, Rudy, When Harry Met Sally, Finding Neverland, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Mad Men, Homeland, Broad City, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, The Good Wife, Parenthood, The Mindy Project

fun., The Format, Laura Marling, Neutral Milk Hotel, Beyonce, Damien Rice, Sara Barielles, Mumford and Sons, Ingrid Michaelson, James Taylor, Cole Porter, Simon and Garfunkel

I was a vegan for 2 years, so I can nerd out pretty hard on that type of cuisine, but at the moment I am down to enjoy a Rob Swanson style breakfast any day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My twin
My friends
Trader Joes
A park to run in
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How fun it would be to live in the universe of a Woody Allen film. Why flannel instantly makes all men more attractive. Should I go to law school. How can people not believe in climate change. So people really not like me or am I just being paranoid. How much I wanna be Mindy Kahling when I grow up. Why can't we all just get along. How far am I from a decent bagel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My greatest fears in life are corrupt authority figures, aliens, and Sarah Palin. Naturally these all sort of go together.
You should message me if
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What's there to lose?

Except if you watched the Men's World Cup last summer and AREN'T watching the Women's World Cup this year, then we can't be friends. I mean it.