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My self-summary Propose an edit

The first thing that comes to mind is that I am TERRIFIED of sounding... pretentious, annoying or uber-stupid on this site. I love to laugh and seek out oppurtunities to do so in over-indulgent abundance. Which would be fine if I didn't sound like a suffocating chipmonk.... tehehe
I decided many years ago that animals were way too, for lack of a more creative adjective, itty-witty fuzzy-wuzzy, to consume. Those "paw" little animals.
Hahaha! Oh yeah.... and I pun. Disgustingly badly...
And some trivia...
I love coffee and purple and chimps. I maintain a childhood ambition to hug bigbird. I love singing along with the radio, and dancing dorkily around as long as nobody can see me. I'd really love to dance with Ellen- hopefully some of the 'cool' will rub off. There are lots of words that make me giggle for no contextual reason, like 'squillion' or 'bubble'. I love metaphors and silly parts of speech like 'kit and caboodle', 'no probbies', 'lovely dovely', 'cool bananas' and especially 'whoopsie-daisy'. hehe. I love anything Scottish (predominantly men with such accents), my sex is on fire yeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I read, I work, I read, I laugh, I read, I party, I read, I walk.

More specifically, I have a full-time job and am trying (ie procrastinating) to organise tertiary education (as scary as it is!)for next year. I love to read and write a blog (which, sadly, has been neglected of late; anti-prioritised, as it were, behind... work, sleep, walks and, occasionally, vodka).
Gosh-willing, I will study psychology and creative writing, meet a sexy, Scottish man who takes me up in a giant bubble to live on a rainbow. With coffee.... mmmmm yes....coffeeeeee

Update!!!! I am now, officially, a scarfie! The great hop accross the ditch has proven successful! I'm beached as, ay bru!

I'm really good at Propose an edit

urgh..... not a lot hehe. Puns, consuming copious amounts of coffee (and, evidently, alliteration). I don't know about actual skill but I certainly enjoy singstar and sudoku and wasting...ahh... spending pointless hours on facebook. Oh I almost forgot- I'm awesome at co-ordinating my eyeshadow with my clothing ensembles.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

The two main things (in no concrete order) are my giggle (loud, squeaky and incessant) and the constantly present pigtails. Following, in most cases, colourful outifts, lame sense of humour and, most importantly, passionate opinions on pretty much everything. But I try to remain as aware as possible of myself and others to avoid hurting anybody, and am forever striving to develop more patience, acceptance and open-mindedness so as to accomodate others without surpressing myself.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

My fave author at the mome is Augusten Burroughs because he writes how somebody might talk... if they were knee-weakingly charming, swoon-inducingly articulate and hernia-causingly hilarious. I want Tim Winton to have my babies. I also devour anything Alice Sebold, Jasper Fforde, Terry Pratchett and if I could hide inside the pages of a book, it would be Special Topics In Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl.
Movies are more complicated. I have an alphabetised list of all the films I have ever "scene" haha. I get lost in anything Tim Burton or David Lynch, but my respect for directors pales in comparison to my many obsessions with actors (including Vincent D'Onofrio and, because I inhale oxygen, exhale carbon dioxide and ovulate, Johnny Depp). I am attracted to guys like Jack Black, who are vulgar in the most charming of ways. I named my laptop 'Darcy' after Colin Firth.
Whoops. Sidetracked... Films, right. Notable faves include American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Litte Miss Sunshine, Benny and Joon, Fight Club, Stranger Than Fiction, Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Machinist, Super-Size Me, The Emperor's New Groove
And music. The corner stone of my very existance. What I lack in musical talent (which is a lot) I make up for in passion for music already created. Often set to 'repeat' on my mp3 player are Silverchair, Tool, Muse, The Beatles, Powderfinger, The Mars Volta, The Presets, The White Stripes, Scissor Sisters, Flight Of The Conchords, Amy Winehouse, Led Zeppelin, David Bowie, The Grates, Mamas and the Papas, Savage Garden (leave me alone- I'm a child of the ninties...) and.... I'm growing weary of typing all these, as I am sure you are of reading them, so.. any questions....?

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

In no particular order...
coffee!!!!
a really comfy pair of sneakers
colourful earrings with matching eyeshadow
Demetrius (my beloved Mp3 player)
writing impliments (and surfaces suitable for scribing)
and books

ooooh and boys with Scottish accents... that's seven but I'm going to rebel against the man, man!

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

myself... ha! Not as conceited as it sounds. I am always trying to improve myself mentally, physically, intellectually, emotionally. I want to be more open and understanding, and am constantly preoccupied with becoming less self-absorbed hehe. I agonise over not being active enough in society or in the furtherance of a better world. I think about being misunderstood or how I'm not like-able enough, I worry about wasting my life or saying something stupid or about how boring I am. And then I climb out of river, wrap myself in the big fluffy towel of detatchment and watch them all float by...
Right now I'm thinking about coffee and the procurement thereof, and about how cool the episode of Top Gear I just watched was, and wondering what to wear tomorrow.
Oh and Daniel Johns. I am always thinking about Daniel Johns.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

eeeeeeeeeeekkk at work...... drinking, I mean... making... coffee... for, you know.... customers...
Otherwise... drowning in long island ice-teas and making a darn spectacle of myself on the dance floor. Hey, somebody's gonna provide the entertainment...

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I find the most attractive trait in a guy is his voice and tone. There is a type of guy (affectionately named 'The Latham Group') who I am immediately drawn to, who are all slightly on the cuddlier side, (ie... chubby) and have really soft voices. The most famous of this group are politician Mark Latham (I know, that sounds weird), Jack Black, Matthew Perry, Morgan Spurlock and Jeff Daniels. Oh and the carpet court jester from the... carpet court ads (because I needed to make that connection for you, clearly *rolls eyes at self*)

Oh and I like matching my underwear to my outfits, purely for my own benefit and possible OCD...
oh and I have recently come to terms with the fact that I have many 'nanna-qualities', such as needing a power-nap at 3:30 in the afternoon, (an urge I constantly ignore, but cannot deny)and I have been known to knit the occasional scarf.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you like to make girls laugh (and appreciate a really strange one), are honest and authentic. If you want somebody to take care of who will still debate heatedly with you and snuggle up to you afterwards. And if you're just really lonely or bored, then sure, go right ahead. I'm pretty darn pretty... I mean... friendly.. whoops hehe.
And I haven't gotten a nice hello message in a while, so if you are reading this, message me! hehe
Bonus points for being....
Scottish
hilarious
a ginger-ninja (or my new fave- fanta pants!)
a book-nerd
Daniel Johns... (highly unlikely, but hey- a gals gotta have standards hehe)

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